"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Read more...

funny technique to have a ****y attitude

hope7

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Jul 14, 2006
Messages
265
Reaction score
5
Pretend your naked. And everytime a girl looks or talks at you, its only to check out your package.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

hope7

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Jul 14, 2006
Messages
265
Reaction score
5
lol. I think as long as your 6 inches and over, you're good to go. I mean, I would still look at a flat chested girls' nipples.
 

pooparu

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Jun 22, 2006
Messages
412
Reaction score
10
Location
In a land called **** it.
Actually its weird, but whenever I get heavy eye contact with a girl, usually a ****y smile just comes naturally (something about a girl staring into my eyes is funny to me), but when its not, I just think "damn, she's lusting after me like I would after a HB10," or something similar, and that gives me an even ****ier smile which always gets them more interested lol.

Edit: And when I'm in a real ****y mood (which is a bit more often then I probably should be but who the **** cares :p), I just go, "Yea she wants it", it referring to sexual acts for some of the slower posters :p.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

Read more...

diceman

Don Juan
Joined
Apr 29, 2005
Messages
104
Reaction score
0
You know how you could appear even ****ier?

When a girl looks at you, don't just think it, but actually become naked!
Not just when the 2 of you are alone, but anywhere. In a bookshop, walking down a busy street, in McDonalds, outside a school, in a club...

She'll be overwelmed by your confindence & she'll definatly see your package.
How can it fail !
 

Migel

Don Juan
Joined
Apr 22, 2006
Messages
101
Reaction score
1
A friend of mine uses a technique that works 100%. I don't know if I can give it to you guys but here it goes:

Whenever you see an attractive woman, pull-out your pant pockets and then your ding-dong out of the zipper. Then say: "Hey, wanna pull the elephant by the trunk?".
 
Top