Funny story with me feelin kinda like a pedifile now lol

[stoner1129]

So I was hangin out at the the park with my cousin and his gf and one of his gfs' friends. The gfs friends was about an inch taller than me and was kinda developed, we'll just call her J.

So the girls had a volley ball and me and my cuz had a football and it ended happening that we were messin around and steeling each others balls so J comes after me and we're playin around havin fun. She's almost a blackbelt in taekwondo so she was kickin me so I caught her leg and tripped and then "fell" on top of her, and you know we just like kinda started wrestlin around, I kept grabbin her boobs while i acting like i was gonna grab her arm.

So after a while we go to a different part of the park and my cuz and his gf are sittin on a bench, and me and her are like by the slides and stuff just still playin around and flirting a lot.

So after we go back to my cousins house he tells me that she's only 13 and with me bein 17 i felt kinda stupid lol, she looked 16 lol.

Just thinking that a year ago she was only 12 makes it even worse, and because i got her number ands everything else my aunt was laughin at me lol.

 

[n00bPimp]

That happen to me too. Except she was 15 and I... was 22.

 

[DonGorgon]

* umm yeh , dont run , both of you have a seat over here. I just wanna ask you some questions. I am with date line NBC...
:trouble: :trouble: :trouble: :trouble:

 

[KontrollerX]

*Chris Hansen walks into thread*

Hansen: What were you doing?

Stoner1129: I...I was just playin around..honest!

Hansen: That was a 13 year old girl.

Stoner1129: I..I didn't know that.

Hansen: What do you have to say for yourself?

Stoner1129: Gee whizzle dizzle I don't know!

Hansen: Well you're free to leave at any time.

*Stoner leaves and just as he's about to open the door an entire police force of like 30-50 guys tackles him and hog ties him giving new meaning to the term "excessive force"*

 

[DJDamage]

These posters are for you:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/48602708@N00/400065381/

http://www.eluid.org/news/jailbait.jpg

 

[mpimpin]

wow...first ? i ask is how old they are.

I've already had close calls this summer. Everytime I go on vacation and start talking to a hot girl I find out she's 15!!

 

[PlayToWin]

This is FOR SURE top 3 funniest threads I have ever read on this site. lmao

 

[AKA FLEX]

These posters are for you:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/48602708@N00/400065381/

http://www.eluid.org/news/jailbait.jpg

Damn, those poster gave me a semi, and I'm 26. Hope that doesn't make me a pedophile too.

Out of the car seat, onto my meat!

 

[guywhoneedshelp]

When I was 18 I was getting constant head from a girl that was 14...and she was actually my bosses daughter at the time.

Good times, but now that I think of it that is a little perverted.

 

[Bible_Belt]

wow...first ? i ask is how old they are.

I've already had close calls this summer. Everytime I go on vacation and start talking to a hot girl I find out she's 15!!

Just fwiw, you are still guilty of being with a minor even if she lies to you about her age or shows you a good fake ID. It's a "strict liability" crime, meaning that there are no valid excuses. Be careful.


10postrule edit, re: People are doing alot more sexually at a very young age than ever before

I knew 16 y/o girls in high school doing gang bangs, and that was almost 20 years ago. Yet it is just as much of a felony for an adult man to sleep with a 16 slvt as it is to seduce an innocent 16 y/o virgin.

I post too much. I go away now. No sosuave for me.

 

[Shaik]

I think I had a 10 year old girl hit on me (both meanings of "hit" applied here) 3 weeks ago... at church.

 

[DonGorgon]

People are doing alot more sexually at a very young age than ever before... its a taboo topic but very real...
Many older men are "taking their chances" and having relations with very young girls... Many get away with it and some get caught.. most will deny it to the grave..

and as the rift between men and women grows due to capitalism expect to see more men getting in trouble for being with young girls...

 

[ARrocket]

Just fwiw, you are still guilty of being with a minor even if she lies to you about her age or shows you a good fake ID. It's a "strict liability" crime, meaning that there are no valid excuses. Be careful.


10postrule edit, re: People are doing alot more sexually at a very young age than ever before

I knew 16 y/o girls in high school doing gang bangs, and that was almost 20 years ago. Yet it is just as much of a felony for an adult man to sleep with a 16 slvt as it is to seduce an innocent 16 y/o virgin.

I post too much. I go away now. No sosuave for me.

He's a minor too, so it's not AS bad...I think.

 

[Scars]

I learned this lesson the hard way after having sex with a 14yr old twice.. (two different girls.) Now one of the first things I ask is age.

But honestly, I wont give you ****, because a lot of young girls these days are dressing and acting more older than they really are. It's not our fault. 14yr olds should not be allowed to have boobs.

 

[int3l]

buddy of mine is dating a girl 6 years his minor, actually i think they're a couple now. He's 25 or thereabouts and i just laughed. Closest age thing i've seen around me though...

 

[In2theGame]

LoL, This happened to me a long time ago when i was 18, This girl that i kept checking me out and would find ways to be around me so one night i saw her and we messed around, she looked like she was 16, nice rack, nice azz and all then after everything she tells me i have a secret, and im like what? "Im 13" i was like WTF!!? good times though lol it always happens. especially if the girl is hot, you dont really think of her age, you think more of that azz.

 

[Arizona iced tea]

i met a real hot girl in a hotel hot tub when i was almost 17. she looked really mature so i figured she was like 18, then she told me she was only 15. well when i get back she adds me on myspace and come to find out shes 13. i was in shock lol.

 

[PlayToWin]

i met a real hot girl in a hotel hot tub when i was almost 17. she looked really mature so i figured she was like 18, then she told me she was only 15. well when i get back she adds me on myspace and come to find out shes 13. i was in shock lol.

I thought that they had to list there age as 13 in order for their profile to be set to private, so she may actually 15.....or maybe she really is 13 and your are a scumbag...j/p

 

[Rebound Material]

I was over at my friends house because he had a bbq going on. I got there, ate, drank some beer and just chilled with a few homies when a bunch of chicks came in. Right away me and some friends chose which ones we wanted. I chose this slender chick wearing a black top, tight jeans and some boots. The chick I chose sat next to me and my friend and asked me "hey arent you (my sisters name) brother?!" and our conversation got going. Next thing you know she's resting her legs on my lap...then we went inside the house, got on the couch and she sat on my lap. Right then, my friends uncle walks in the room and asks us if we're both legal. Before I could answer she beats me to it and says "YES!". Then my freakin friends uncle turns on the TV and orders a porn on pay per view for us to watch. This sexy girl was sitting on my lap feeding me chips, serving me my beer and basically babying me as my friends uncle sat next to us...oh yea, we're all watching a fcukin porno LOL. I was honestly having the time of my life. She then had to use the bathroom and told me not to go anywhere. When she left, my friends little brother goes "dood...do you know how old she is?...she's 15 and is a junior in hgih school!". I was 21 at the time and was a 4th year in college(last year) and I was like "FCCUKK!!". My friends drunk ass uncle started laughing and said "who cares!!!". Right then, I told the homies that I had to go. As soon as I got home, this girl calls my sister up asking where I went and why I didnt say bye. According to my sis, she was apparently "feelin me" and that she lives just down the street from us. I told my sis "NO!!"....I felt dirty

 

[ARrocket]

I was over at my friends house because he had a bbq going on. I got there, ate, drank some beer and just chilled with a few homies when a bunch of chicks came in. Right away me and some friends chose which ones we wanted. I chose this slender chick wearing a black top, tight jeans and some boots. The chick I chose sat next to me and my friend and asked me "hey arent you (my sisters name) brother?!" and our conversation got going. Next thing you know she's resting her legs on my lap...then we went inside the house, got on the couch and she sat on my lap. Right then, my friends uncle walks in the room and asks us if we're both legal. Before I could answer she beats me to it and says "YES!". Then my freakin friends uncle turns on the TV and orders a porn on pay per view for us to watch. This sexy girl was sitting on my lap feeding me chips, serving me my beer and basically babying me as my friends uncle sat next to us...oh yea, we're all watching a fcukin porno LOL. I was honestly having the time of my life. She then had to use the bathroom and told me not to go anywhere. When she left, my friends little brother goes "dood...do you know how old she is?...she's 15 and is a junior in hgih school!". I was 21 at the time and was a 4th year in college(last year) and I was like "FCCUKK!!". My friends drunk ass uncle started laughing and said "who cares!!!". Right then, I told the homies that I had to go. As soon as I got home, this girl calls my sister up asking where I went and why I didnt say bye. According to my sis, she was apparently "feelin me" and that she lives just down the street from us. I told my sis "NO!!"....I felt dirty

Isn't 15 kinda young to be a junior? lol