"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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funny story to use

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so this is one story that i plan to tell some girls. please comment and remember the woman speaking is not from the u.s. so she will speak kind of funny.

One day my uncle , aunt and i go out to eat gyros. when we arrive at the location we park in front of the place. my uncle asked if i wanted some thing and i tolled him that i wanted 1 gyro. he then goes and asks my aunt she says that she wanted 2 gyros. my uncle reminds here that she is starting her diet so it would be better for her to eat 1 gyro and a half. she says " ju are right get me 1 and i'll have half of another one" . so later my uncle returns with the gyros. my aunt eats the gyro and my uncle hands her half of his gyro. she says "where is my gyro" my uncle says " you tolled me that u wanted 1 and a half gyros" . my aunt goes and says " fabian what is dis ju left me noting ". fabian says " i left half of the gyro for u look it has a lot of the meat". my aunt says " i want my gyro " fabian says " here take the gyro" she says " no i'm not taking dis ju left noting for me" . " ju are selfish i want my f**king gyro now". fabian says " fine then i will go get u a new gyro" Note : we are parked right next to the place where they make the gyros. then my aunt says " no i wanted my gyro at the moment , right after i ate the first one" fabian says " i can go get u another gyro ". "we are right in front of the place". my aunt says " i wanted it at the moment at the moment". so then we go to get ice cream. when we arrive at the ice cream place fabian says " baby do u want ice cream" . my aunt says " no i want my f**king gyro". fabian says " i can go back and get u a gyro " . she says "no i wanted it at the moment right after i ate the first one".so we began driving home and fabian says "baby are u sure u don't want ice cream". she says "fabian i have pain in my stomach and i see ju enjoying that ice cream i wish dis pain i have transferit to ju". "i want my gyro". fabian says " we are not that far from the place i can go back and get u one".she says"no i wanted it at the moment"."ju are selfish ju don't care about anybody else"fabian says "i can go back and get u one" she says " no take me home i hava pain in my stomach". and through out the entire night she kept complaining about the gyro
 

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Lol

(I hope you're joking)
 

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Hahahahh she'll think your aunt is a man eater :D

I'd give it a try, let me know the reaction.
 

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Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

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Your aunt sounds like a b**** to her man (no offense)...but learn from your uncles mistakes on this one. The story wasn't that funny, it was depressing. The poor guy is getting attacked over a gyro...

What the crap is a gyro?
 

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Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

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