"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Funny Story about GNC

Viroid

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GNC has this money back/store credit on all their supps it you dont like them.

Well, my frineds go to GNC quite a bit. I refuse because of their high prices. My sneaky friends figured something out, though. One bought an 2lb jug of vanilla protein. He emptied it out, put 2lbs of flour in it and covered the top with a few scoops of protein. He then proceeded to take the protein back to GNC telling the cashier that it gave him diarrhea cha cha cha...so they gave him store credit.

Another friend of mine bought a bottle of fat burners. Emptied out all the capsules and filled them back up with flour. He then went to the store complaining of chest pains (or was it stomach pains..cant remember). He also got store credit.

Man, are my friends a$$holes, or what?

NOW, read carefully, YOU SHOULD NEVER EVER DO THIS!! Just because GNC rips you off, dosent mean that you should rip them off. :D

PEACE
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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imnexthere

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Funny stuff. One of my friends does the same thing but takes it ten steps futher and does it to high end electronics retailers. He replaces computer parts with older models puts them back in the box and politely asks for his refund.
 

jive

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some cheap fukkers in this world...
 

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Dude, I am not going back to GNC ever.. Not only are their prices high, this werid manager at one of their stores tried to hook me up with steriods under the table!

For the same price as a ****ty 2lb bottle of nasty tasting chocolate protein mix, I got a 10lb bucket of tasty N-Large, a bottle of ZMA, and some tanning lotion from bodybuilding.com!
 

wheelin&dealin

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Originally posted by Viroid
My sneaky friends figured something out, though. One bought an 2lb jug of vanilla protein. He emptied it out, put 2lbs of flour in it and covered the top with a few scoops of protein.
I did something similar to this.

I bought a 5 lb bag of flour at the grocery store, emptied it, then I filled it up with 5 lbs of GNC protein powder, then returned it.

...Man, did I screw those people over. :)
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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I just wanted to say something about Viroid's comment of "Just because GNC rips you off, dosent mean that you should rip them off." GNC's prices are high, yeah, but they aren't ripping anyone off. If the price isn't justifiable and the person still buys the product from GNC, they are ripping themselves off. It's not exactly right to blame a company for what a consumer purchases. And Viroid, that's nothing against you and I realize the comment was kind of made in jest, but it's a pretty prevalent opinion that bothers me a bit.

With that said, I work at a GNC and thus get the 30% discount (sometimes 40%) and I still prefer much more to purchase my stuff online. I shop almost exclusively with Mike at www.1fast400.com and I highly recommend you guys check him out. He is a super guy and will do what he can to take care of you and make sure you get what you need (especially if you talk to him in person). Otherwise, www.anabolicminds.com sells some great prohormone stuff and is geared more toward teaching people how to make their own stuff than sales. Support the guys that do their homework and take care of their customers.
 
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