"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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the other day, my buddy's brother saw a chick he wanted to talk to. As she walked by, he tapped her on the shoulder, made eye contact, paused, and then said, "damn... I had the most bomb ass pick-up line I was gonna use on you.... but I just fvckin forgot it". She was hooked and he was in

another friend saw a girl messing around with her phone, leaned over her shoulder and just started saying his number into her ear. his frame was confident, the context was funny, and he got attraction. she asked him to put the # in her phone himself

for entertainment purposes, what are the funniest openers you guys have come up with on the fly that actually worked? the more ridiculous, the better (IE RSD has their students open girls by moooing at them)
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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This past weekend, I was at a bar with my wing and this 4 set came up to us and asked us to take pictures of them (one of the girls was basically MY perfect 10 look-wise). Anyway, we took the pictures (and we were basically being choded out by these girls at this point). I knew I had to do something if anything was gonna happen with these chicks. So I had them take a picture of us and I said "This is for u (pointing at the hottie)" and I took the picture with my tongue between my fingers (simulating eating *****) haha. All of a sudden, I had 3 of 4 girls in the set (including the hottie) throwing themselves at me. Hahahaha good times!

I do realize that they technically opened us, but why argue over the minute details ;).
 
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ME: Hey it's your lucky day
chick: why
ME: because you just met me.
Number closed the chick, but come to find out the chick was a really "good girl", like a virgin saving herself type good. So we've simply become good friends.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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WatUSay said:
lol

Check out these lines on my myspace
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phishing link. this fvcker needs to be banned

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I do realize that they technically opened us, but why argue over the minute details ;).
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lol, that's funny, you probably made their night

but if they didn't ask you, here's an easy situational opener a friend of mine uses. girls usually take pictures in the club by holding the camera at armslength. go up, say, "hey that was crooked, let me retake it for you", snap the picture, BAM, you're in, start gaming
 
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Openers are all subjective. That being said, here's a good one for my own amusement.

"Guys! My friends and I were just talking about this for an hour and we need an opinion. Do you prefer eagles or walnuts?"

credit:animalcrackers
 
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