"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Funny moment as we speak at starbucks

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i'm up here trying to get some work done and I am sitting outside and i am next to what is probably the worst first date on earth.

this woman who is ass licking hot I mean... very nice. she from what i can tell is a nurse and this guy is sitting here with this hot peice of ass talking about


INSULIN



i MEAN COME ON MAN!! do you want to **** her or let her prick you with an iV? she actually is looking over here.. at least glancing. she's pretty damn hot. if i were single i'd make a half ass attempt to talk to her.

my gosh thank god for this forum. i can't believe i used to be this guy. How I somehow made the connection between insulin and hot butt naked ass popping headboard pounding marathon sex, beause this guy ovbioulsy has it all figured out. somehow talking about insulin is going to make her pvssy wet and make him her want to **** the **** out of him.

it's funny because she is trying to steer the subject into a different direction, she really is... but he just won't quit with the insulin. for god sakes she is talking about crawling on top of a guy at work!!! and he's still won't leave this damn insulin alone!!

**** THE DAMN INSULIN MAN1!!!!! **** THIS B!TCH! PULL YOUR **** OUT AND SLAP HER IN THE FACE!!! SHE IS LITERARLY TALKING ABOUT HOLDING GUYS DOWN, AND HE'S TLAKING ABOUT NEEDLES!!!!



 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Alright which one of you guys is this insulin guy?
 
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