funny lines to use to get girls talking about sex

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

blueline

Senior Don Juan

Nov 16, 2010

Any tried and tested ones?

Of course you can use the old "is this a lesbian DTR conversation?" on the two set talking in a corner then transition to getting them to talk about their favorite positions as a lesbian couple. However, I'm looking for something to use during a one on one.

These things are ****ing dynamite when you use them right. On top of that, talking about love and relationships without mentioning your previous lovers can be pretty good, too.

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.