"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Funny Guy wanted to fight me at a club

Norisman

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I was really cracked up by some American idiot who wanted to start a club fight with me tonight. Reason is, he paid for a European vacation for his chick. she is smoking hot and had lots of eye contact with me.
Fast forward, i grabbed her hand and started dancing with her. We started getting really wild, while her bf held her bag n coat.
later on he came to us telling the chick "I hope you not doing this to see how I'll feel". I started making out and fingering her. The idiot came tried to restrain me... I just smiled and said, "you wanna teach me how to dance?".
I dragged the Wh*ore to a corner for a full make out session. Thats when the idiot wanted to physically handle me... My buddies dealt with the situation.

Do you guys think I was disrespectful to him? His chick wasn't drunk and she was the hottest (a chick AFCs would pay European vacations for) in the club, Anyways i had fun but decided cut loose b'coz AFC can do ridiculous things for puzzy! After all london is full of HBs...
Would you fight over a chick, i won't under any circumstance...
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Roulette

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Yes, this was very disrespectful. Not something a man of integrity would do. I hope the guy dumps her ****ing ass and makes her find her own way home. Ha!

Kudos,
Matt
 

Alphamale1821

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Good decision bro you had his girl and you avoided a physical altercation. I personally don't go for other guys chicks, but hey if the chick is eye'n me i guess her chump ain't doing it for her. He can't blame you for his short comings and lack of personality.
 

Norisman

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Roulette said:
Yes, this was very disrespectful. Not something a man of integrity would do. I hope the guy dumps her ****ing ass and makes her find her own way home. Ha!

Kudos,
Matt
What integrity are you talking about? The bf was enjoying his beer after creating the guts for her to grind on other guys sausages.... He should actually thank me instead of hugging the remnants I handed to him... Idiots like him will reason with whor*s like her to the extreme extent of marrying them.
 

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if u knew she already had a man... why did u even touch the girl. Especially finger her and make out - thats asking for a bullet in the head stupid
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Initially I didn't know that he was her BF coz he held her bag n coat while we danced... n I'm in London for fun n adventure DJVladdy!
 

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Guy, don't be an idiot. You are due to get your ass handed next time if you continue with this attitude. Not everyone will show the same restraint and avoid punching you or shooting you. There are a lot of crazy people out there. Not worth it. You just acted idiotic, and used bad judgement, but some crazy guy just might have a lower IQ and not let you get away with it.

BTW, I think you are just trolling. Did you create an account to brag and qualify yourself to the guys in this forum?
 

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It sounds to me like you posted this to brag and for no other reason than that. "I stole a girl from under her boyfriend. I'm a stud. Looky looky."

I hate to be harsh like this but seriously, what were you expecting from posting this? Most guys would have responded in the same way. I'm surprised he didn't actually kick the living **** out of you. Men are genetically programmed to KILL other men who mess with their mate.

Kudos,
Matt
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Norisman

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Gangster, I knew it was a bad judgment on my part, thats why i left her alone. I've had this account for a while now n nop, I'm not trolling. I DON'T seek qualification from internet forums...
I'm out...
 

BrokenPath

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That's pretty messed up.

How would you feel if you took a girl on a vacation, and wanted to enjoy it and probably spent at least a grand to go there, and the whole time you're there some guy starts to really get it on with your girl.

Why would you even do that?
 

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You didnt do anything wrong in my eyes. I really dont care if a girl has a bf it doesnt mean sh*t to me and doesnt useually mean sh*t to girls as you already found out. The trouble is its dangerous and its asking for trouble when her bf is standing right there.
 

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She was a hor, and you did this guy a favor by pointing that out before he got even more serious/chumpish over her.

And no, you are not special just because you stole a hor. You were just the next pimp in line.
 

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I didn't post this to appear special, i was just trying to show how AFC some guys can be by accept ridiculous behaviors from hors ...
I know that i might just be another European statistics to this hor. She n her BF are also a beer time story...
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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IamMyownMan

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Or how AFC it is to take someone's sloppy seconds?

Did you think for a second that he might have filled her up before he went to the club and then you stuck your fingers up there? Hardly pimping...and I've been in your shoes before that's why I say that.
 

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sounds like you stole his girl then got him bad by even saying things to him.
 

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Norisman said:
. I started making out and fingering her. The idiot came tried to restrain me... I just smiled and said, "you wanna teach me how to dance?".
I dragged the Wh*ore to a corner for a full make out session.
You fingered her while she danced with you in front of her man and everyone else???

troll alert.
 
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