I found this site, http://www.ahajokes.com/one_liners_of_the_day.shtml, they post a new one liner joke everyday. I have never used these on a girl I liked but I have got some laughs out of my friends and they are sometimes really qucik and funny. There are some other types of jokes on the site also. Just thought it might help some people out.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Funny for the not so funny
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