"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Funny fake number FR.

horaholic

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I was playing a show last night, and my backup singers friend showed up. I've talked to her breifly before, and even heard she had a crush on me. The last time I saw her, though, she was tryin gto talk to me, but I was getting drinks for me and my ex, so I blew her off.

Anyway, she is a couger with a really nice ass. She's 37. I was talking to her on our break, and I threw her my phone and told her to put her number in it. her and my backup singer started ****ing with my phone. I ended up with a couple titty shots on the camera too. She gives me my phone back, and I look up her name and called her. It rang forever, but no voice mail picked up. I called her a liar, and accused her of giving a fake. Her and my backup singer start rolling laughing. Im like WTF? One of them says "look at the phone number!"

I looked at the number.

it said: 867-5309

Has anyone else ever gotten that one?

So when we got back on stage, I did an impromptu version of it for her.

She later told me she just started dating someone, and thats why she wouldnt give me her real number.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Unbridled_Phoenix

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A couple years ago the guy who had 867-5309 for a cell number sold it on ebay for around a quarter mil.
 

horaholic

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Unbridled_Phoenix said:
A couple years ago the guy who had 867-5309 for a cell number sold it on ebay for around a quarter mil.
wow!
 
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