"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Funny Approaches

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Aight, these are few funny approaches I have done and they will crack up any girls as longest you dont crack your self up.

Approach 1:

Observe a girl, if she is sitting at a resturant or food court or any other place alone and has a drink with her.

Go up to her table, take her glass of water and drink it....she will look at you like some crazy **** ...
Than say " Oh, I got the dry mouth syndrom, doctor told me I need fluid every hour "

Lol than start intro of your self. lol

Approach 2

GO up to her table and say " Is this chair avilable (sp)? "... wait for her response.... if she says ... yes...

than pull the chair and sit down and say " Oh it finally feels great to sit down "

Start talking to her than.


Approach 3.

If a girl makes intensive eye contact, go up to her and say

" Are you checking me out ? " ... wait for her response... she will say " No" than say

" Dude, your a lousy liar, its okay to admit you were checking me out, as longest your not a stalker I may give you a chance at me"

Lol Funny, than start normal convo.

Dont use TOO MUCH ****Y AND FUNNY.


Let me know what everyone thinks

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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lmao, I love these, I'd love to work my balls enough to down someones water
 
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I've used the pez one, which i got off of this site.

Basically you buy one of those pez containers, then you walk up to a hot chick and just go "pez?"

Then you take it from there.

I mean, who doesnt love pez?:rock:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by Toohot4upilot
lmao, I love these, I'd love to work my balls enough to down someones water
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Water, beer, cola.. it doesn't matter.

For bonus points, try this one while a dude is sitting down at the table with her. Take a sip out of her glass first. Then point to his glass and say: "do you mind?"
The look on his face is going to priceless. :crackup:
 
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Originally posted by sux2bu
Water, beer, cola.. it doesn't matter.

For bonus points, try this one while a dude is sitting down at the table with her. Take a sip out of her glass first. Then point to his glass and say: "do you mind?"
The look on his face is going to priceless. :crackup:
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That is quality :D nice one
 
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I don't if I would feel comfortable just drinking out of someone else's drink like that...sanitation anyone? Though I admit, it would be pretty funny to see. Maybe I'd grab a candy bar or something from them...(I may really try it and post a FR, when my good friend comes back from vacation and we hang out - it would be more fun with a wing)...did you get this idea from Hoobie and the Future (or whatever their names are...on the other seduction site) videos?

Anyways, a friend of mine who is a natural DJ, once was in a bar/club. A girl from across the room made eyecontact and smiled at him, so he smiled and waved at her, and she waved back. So, he motions that he's going to get to her, and gets up on a table. And he walked across everyone's tables to get to her! I thought it was hilarious. He said the girl was laughing her ass off when he got to her...and the rest is history. I wasn't there, but seeing this guy in action on other occasions, makes me believe it.

It's a funny one to try.

(btw, this is my 100th post...no where near being a DJ yet, but i'm over the approaching...gotta start going on some dates now...post count is really meaningless i guess)
 
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Originally posted by h2o
I don't if I would feel comfortable just drinking out of someone else's drink like that...sanitation anyone? Though I admit, it would be pretty funny to see. Maybe I'd grab a candy bar or something from them...(I may really try it and post a FR, when my good friend comes back from vacation and we hang out - it would be more fun with a wing)...did you get this idea from Hoobie and the Future (or whatever their names are...on the other seduction site) videos?

Anyways, a friend of mine who is a natural DJ, once was in a bar/club. A girl from across the room made eyecontact and smiled at him, so he smiled and waved at her, and she waved back. So, he motions that he's going to get to her, and gets up on a table. And he walked across everyone's tables to get to her! I thought it was hilarious. He said the girl was laughing her ass off when he got to her...and the rest is history. I wasn't there, but seeing this guy in action on other occasions, makes me believe it.

It's a funny one to try.

(btw, this is my 100th post...no where near being a DJ yet, but i'm over the approaching...gotta start going on some dates now...post count is really meaningless i guess)
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he didn't get kicked out for that thats tight, lol. im gonna try the pez one! lol
 
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Originally posted by Layla
I've used the pez one, which i got off of this site.

Basically you buy one of those pez containers, then you walk up to a hot chick and just go "pez?"

Then you take it from there.

I mean, who doesnt love pez?:rock:
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Eh, this opener was invented by Mystery and it was something like this:

You walk up to a HB and offer her pez.
If she takes the bait - "Didn't your parents teach you not to take candy from strangers?"
If not - "You have good parents, they sure did teach you not to take candy from strangers."



Or you can open with the classical - What's goin' down, *****?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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i would something like, so, "why did satan kick you out of hell"? then smile
 
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