Funny and witty jokes 101

[Leopold]

Ok... I want to start a thread where we could share our famous practical jokes we enjoy the most to tell to girls.

Im aware that observation and delivery is the key to victory here but we can share a few tips that will have girls cracking up.

I usually use a lot my natural accent. It can be a huge disadvantage because something I can sound weird or unusual. But Im learning to use it to my advantage to bring humor for it.

Usually girls bring this up and I start playing guessing games with them. Usually they think Im French/Russian then i start doing some impersonations.


What do you guys have in your arsenals?

 

[PokerStar]

i reaffirm the stereo types in our society.

 

[Diaforetikos]

To be honest, it is actually extremely hard for me to post my jokes. I do many different voices, use sarcastic remarks, and I am a huge jerk to women in general and it makes them laugh. My jokes are also situational. Most of my jokes are new because I take what is going on and use it to my advantage.

That's how your jokes should be.. Own if you have a funny story, go for that. That will give you a leg up in attraction... LITERALLY!! HAHAHAHA. See, situational.

 

[Mantis Toboggan]

Ok... I want to start a thread where we could share our famous practical jokes we enjoy the most to tell to girls.

Im aware that observation and delivery is the key to victory here but we can share a few tips that will have girls cracking up.

I usually use a lot my natural accent. It can be a huge disadvantage because something I can sound weird or unusual. But Im learning to use it to my advantage to bring humor for it.

Usually girls bring this up and I start playing guessing games with them. Usually they think Im French/Russian then i start doing some impersonations.


What do you guys have in your arsenals?

AHHH HAH HA

That's a good one. I'm using that.

 

[Leopold]

awww come on guys!!!

bring those guns to hunt them down!!

I like using this often... but its kind of overused. I need fresh ideas

*girl does/say something that doesn't have my approval*

Leo: "Are you RETARTED?!?!?" *dead serious face*

*girl shocked or sad*

Girl: "...no?"/ "...yes"

Leo: "Really?, becuz you seem like special girl to me." / "I KNEW IT!! I knew you were special!!!"

*and end it with a grin *

 

[PokerStar]

i like your top. ,y grandmother has the same one.

 

[Iceberg]

awww come on guys!!!

bring those guns to hunt them down!!

I like using this often... but its kind of overused. I need fresh ideas

*girl does/say something that doesn't have my approval*

Leo: "Are you RETARTED?!?!?" *dead serious face*

*girl shocked or sad*

Girl: "...no?"/ "...yes"

Leo: "Really?, becuz you seem like special girl to me." / "I KNEW IT!! I knew you were special!!!"

*and end it with a grin *

Corny. Stop using canned material.

 

[SamTheHobit]

Nothing wrong with canned material, especialy if it comes off natrual.

 

[Leopold]

Corny. Stop using canned material.

Take me to a produce market then, I heard they have FRESH GOODS in there!!!

...but seriously

I can pull old stuff like that because Im very expressive on my body language and i practice a lot on the mirror like an actors.

Its easy to say "dont use canned stuff" but you could actually help by contributing to the post.

 

[Masculinity]

Come up with your own in-context jokes and wittiness and you will be gold.