"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Funniest thing you've said post sex

T-KidTNB

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Told her I was going to post a field report about it on so suave to impress random lunatics on the net.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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JNil

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I hooked up with girl for the first time, and came pretty quickly while she was giving me head, we were both a little tipsy, when I came, I shot a load in her eye, she fell off the bed backwards and nearly knocked herself out on my wall. lol I wanted to continue finishing so I said hey, where did you go? Like I didnt know lmao

She finally got up and said in a pouting face with a big bottom lip and a red eye:

"YOUR SUPPOSED TO TELL ME WHEN YOUR GONNA CUUM!" :crackup:
 
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