“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Iqqi's post is damn funny.

I loved the fantasy pua and the tiger guy hahahahaa.
 

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Pigeon, Iqqi's cat attack, and Bjerte. Damn! Thanks!

I have a sneaking suspicion the Bjerte thread may have been the work of a troll, too, but what the hell?
 

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As a Moderator at sosuave.net I have to keep things in order. We cannot have random useless post floating around the forum.

But......this sh!t is staying.

It's so fvcked up reading these post, it's like laughing at a retarted person. Or pushing an old lady down a flight of steps.

:D :D :D
 

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if u want this thread to work it needs organisation, where every funny thread is added to the first post or something..
they are pretty good threads, bjerte especially..
 

If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.

Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.

This will quickly drive all women away from you.

And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.

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Jesus!

Great title! And the mathematical formula one was amazing, too. My head is still spinning~~~~~~~~
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Bump!

I've read lots of funny posts but mind has gone blank now I've found this thread. I'll post another time.
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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