Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Funniest/Most Entertaining Troll of 2006!

Best Troll of 2006?

  • negativefcf

    Votes: 9 26.5%
  • skiptomylou781

    Votes: 11 32.4%
  • AngelusPUA

    Votes: 3 8.8%
  • dreamx/henrydreamx/xdreamz/etc.

    Votes: 11 32.4%

  • Total voters
    34

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Call_Me_Daddy

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skip wasn't a troll.

He was just a very arrogant dude with too much time on his hands. I can get some pics he posted (elsewhere) to prove he really DID DO what he preached. He was an *******, but he did have some fine chicks.
 

lookyoung

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Call_Me_Daddy said:
skip wasn't a troll.

He was just a very arrogant dude with too much time on his hands. I can get some pics he posted (elsewhere) to prove he really DID DO what he preached. He was an *******, but he did have some fine chicks.

Okay get the pics and show us....

I felt that skip popped a few girls, but he was more of a talker than he was a player. When he was skip I looked at his old threads and most of the sh1t he said was true. So I know he popped some girls. He was not what he said he was.

When he came back as absolute honesty is main purpose was too troll.
 

Phyzzle

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I believe skip got plenty of play, because I knew a guy just like him in Baltimore. Not too bright, kind of an arrogant jerk, and whenever we went out he would flirt hardcore with every woman on the sidewalk/bus/whatever to the point where they were giving him creeped out looks, and turning away to their girlfriends to shut him out.

In fact, he was kind of emberassing to be around . . . but he always had an 8 or 9 girlfriend. Like a different one every month. He just didn't give a shyt.

Does anyone else know a guy like this? They're rare, but they exist.
 
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