"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Funniest Lines You've Ever Used?

DJoftheTheater

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Okay, this is just out of curiousity and I know stuff about character and whatever, so I'm not looking for lines, I just wanna know...

What are the funniest (maybe c&f'est) lines you've ever used?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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hey do you work at subway coz i swear you just gave me a footlong... hahaha ive actully used this one before :)
 

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I believe the line was something to the effect of...

"I'd ask you out but I'm WAY too Italian for you. You'd wind up eating pasta and strombolis all day..."


I have no idea where the hell that line came from in my dark psyche but it worked like I cast a goddamn spell on her.
 

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"There's plenty of fish in the sea....but you're the only baracuda for me;) "
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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