Funnest Part Of the Night

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

What do you think is the funnest position to play when Sarging/Winging

Wing Commander (Topgun)
Votes: 3 33.3%
Wingman
Votes: 2 22.2%
Kamikazie Pilot
Votes: 4 44.4%
The Guy who sits around doing nothing
Votes: 0 0.0%

Total voters

9

RBB

Senior Don Juan

Sep 9, 2005

I imagine Kamikaze to be fun with my new found confidence. But I'm the first to vote wingman. Although I've only been wingman once, and we came back empty handed, it was fun to make up stories about how my mate previously worked overseas in community aid abroad in 3rd world countries. I tried to promote him in the eyes of the girls. The look on his face was classic.

I hardly wing any more.

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

Funnest Part Of the Night

What do you think is the funnest position to play when Sarging/Winging

Wing Commander (Topgun)

Wingman

Kamikazie Pilot

The Guy who sits around doing nothing

RBB

Senior Don Juan

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"