"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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He banged a hooker for 20$... some of you guys are wining and dining chicks without even getting a kiss lol
After spending $ 2,500 in order to travel to a third-world country, and technically, if you read his post, he paid $ 60.00 as he stayed longer in the room. I paid $ 60.00 for a hot girl (did not have sex with her but just needed to use the washroom and I refused to go inside her when she was naked went on top of me) and I didn't have to travel to a third world country and she was from Brazil. I saved $ 2,500 because I know how to manage money.

Also, when you travel to these poor Latin American countries you expose yourself to risk of getting your luggage stolen from airport staff, you have to tip everyone or you can create enemies like that. If Richard made it back in one piece with nothing stolen or catching an STD then that's the only real accomplishment. That is just crazy.
 
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After spending $ 2,500 in order to travel to a third-world country, and technically, if you read his post, he paid $ 60.00 as he stayed longer in the room. I paid $ 60.00 for a hot girl (did not have sex with her but just needed to use the washroom and I refused to go inside her when she was naked went on top of me) and I didn't have to travel to a third world country and she was from Brazil. I saved $ 2,500 because I know how to manage money.

Also, when you travel to these poor Latin American countries you expose yourself to risk of getting your luggage stolen from airport staff, you have to tip everyone or you can create enemies like that. If Richard made it back in one piece with nothing stolen or catching an STD then that's the only real accomplishment. That is just crazy.
I think you should get a life and stop paying attention to me. But actually Panama is one of the richest and safest countries in Latin America. But I suppose you're the expert on places you've never been.

Would you believe that condoms work the same in Panama that they do in the USA? Imagine that.

I also got to see part of the world for that $2,500, which was the main reason I went. But again, I think you should spend your time doing other things than paying attention to my posts.
 

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I think you should get a life and stop paying attention to me. But actually Panama is one of the richest and safest countries in Latin America. But I suppose you're the expert on places you've never been.
I wasn't talking to you, I was replying to 17 shots. You can't window-dress this now. You already exposed yourself in this thread. We all know why you visited Panama and your "fun" is not some PG-rated sight-seeing tour.
 
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I wasn't talking to you, I was replying to 17 shots. You can't window-dress this now. You already exposed yourself in this thread. We all know why you visited Panama and your "fun" is not some PG-rated sight-seeing tour.
Did you forget to put me on ignore?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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It must suck being you. So filled with jealousy and resentment towards those who have more than you.
What other poster am I picking on then aside from you? Are you saying, everyone else on here, except for you is poor? Or, maybe you are an easy target to pick-on because most people are down on you because your threads and posts sound like a low-SMV guy that needs to pay for hookers. Go to a PUA seminar and invest in yourself so you can game hot women. You are not investing in building your SMV by seeing escorts therefore you should be subject to scorn until you change your ways and start posting some genuine conquests.
 
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I'd be more than happy to share that story if you can first tell me exactly how anything I said prompted you to come at me with a question like that.
You said you went to prison when I first got on the site over a year ago, and haven't mentioned it since. I was seeing if you would say that you've never been there.
 

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Ok, enough with the "back and forth." This has run it's course.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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