"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Fugly Chicks

Crazy Asian

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Some Fugly chicks at my school have guys chasing after them. i mean wtf? do they not have eyes? this is not really a question, but i'm putting it out there.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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GaryUranga

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desperation? my friend who is 19 is dating this LADY in secret shes like 34, his parents think shes like 25 or something anyways Ive met this lady, SO ugly extremely ugly and fat, and.. its sad
 

ChrizZ

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I only go for hot chicks because I only deserve hot chicks!
 

Kev07

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Ugly chicks are one thing, I'd do an ugly chick possibly.

Fat chicks... now that's another story, I wouldn't touch that shvt with a stick.


anyways, a lot of ugly girls tend to have less *****y personalities so yeah.

oh and desperation of course.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I.A.F.Y.B.

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C.ock love c.unt and c.unt love c@ck.
 

Grand Wizzard Alamar

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lol I know a fat chick whos like an HB8.5 (shes not morbidly large and not ugly)... most of them are ugly though and I wouldn't want to be seen with one.
go for the good looking ones, and don't worry about other guys who happen to like ugly girls or something.
 

Quiksilver

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I doubt you have high standards, if you'll chase any chick that looks good.




Honestly, how shallow are you guys?
 

playa99

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they might think that a fat chick is the best they get, settling for second best, and they probably see them as easy cause they are therefore they see it as an easy oppurtunity to gt laid, i only go for the best, never settle for second best
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Mjazz

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thats how some guys roll, dont question, just go with it
 

Kev07

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Grand Wizzard Alamar said:
lol I know a fat chick whos like an HB8.5 (shes not morbidly large and not ugly)... most of them are ugly though and I wouldn't want to be seen with one.
go for the good looking ones, and don't worry about other guys who happen to like ugly girls or something.
No fat chick gets higher than a 4 in my book, but that's just me :rock:
 
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