Frozen up/Laughable moments or memories anyone ?****

[mv.89]

I'd like to see how many of you have had a moments like the ones I'll be describing below. Sometimes when I remember

these moments I start smiling again and sometimes I kick myself in the head *w t f was I thinking lol*

Moments

3.3 years ago - I was waiting for the bus (greyhound station) and I was in the line. There was a girl standing in front of me

6.5-6.7. I started chatting up with her since I was hoping to sit with someone for the 4.5 hour trip. After a bit of chatting

(introduction and all) she was like -would you take of my stuff I have to go buy a book ?

Me- Sure ! , it'll cost you 5 bucks
Her- laughs and then goes to get her book

Comes back and we chat again. The line starts moving and I put my stuff on her bag wanting to say (your turn to return the favor) but instead I frikking freeze

Her- What you doing ?
Me - Smiling ( in my mind * you will return the favor by carrying my stuff* )
Me- I pick up my stuff
Her- Laughs ,looking at the other girl next to her

OH LORD WHAT THE HECK !! Not to mention she wasn't sitting with me in the bus ride. Even if I would've said what I said in my mind it would've been worse than freezing I think lol

Second Moment

We were at a club (roommates- and other girls)

All of a sudden they all leave the club and walk outside. I don't know what was happening and come outside with them.

I was asking my roommate what happened and this girl who came with us was like

Her- Could you stop talking and asking questions for a minute
Me- I look at her and say " What ? why ? "

Moment of Silence *** Crickets*** :crackup:

After that night , I was like frig it but she'd still stay hello to me here and there

Thing of beta for me was that she got mad at me cuz she lived in my building and I'd never say hello to her but I'd be friendly with her friends and at the club , I danced with other girls and didn't even go close to her.

Worse part I, myself liked her and wanted to bang her but never knew how to approach her and kept aloof attitude

Was an easy lay which turned sour haha and all I got left with was these moments to remember.

Times have changed, I've learned and I still laugh at these moments.

Who here has had similar moments ? lol

 

[SgtSplacker]

I took this gorgeous girl out and she really wasn't my type at all. Super materialistic, really plastic stupid personality at the beginning of the night she was so annoying she totally irrevocably turned me off. I didn't want anything to do with her before the date even started and she was my good friends cousin. The whole time I just kinda sat around, didn't even try to make conversation. Totally disconnected, I just didn't want to do anything that would make things go better and maybe longer. I have never given less fuucks in my life...

 

[mv.89]

I took this gorgeous girl out and she really wasn't my type at all. Super materialistic, really plastic stupid personality at the beginning of the night she was so annoying she totally irrevocably turned me off. I didn't want anything to do with her before the date even started and she was my good friends cousin. The whole time I just kinda sat around, didn't even try to make conversation. Totally disconnected, I just didn't want to do anything that would make things go better and maybe longer. I have never given less fuucks in my life...

lol ...I wonder how long your date lasted

 

[gravityeyelids]

freshman year i was at a party with my friend. We were talking to these two cute girls some how. Terrible game, we weren't gettting anywhere, being such nice guys and polite. Sh!t goes down, meaning they have a fight or start crying about something stupid. Whatever. We agree to walk them back to their dorm, like a mile in the cold winter. This girl i'm with is in hysterics, super drunk, just crying, we're stopping like every couple hundred yards so i can console her. We get back to their dorm, it's the 4 of us chilling in the main room. Me and my buddy pathetically stay there for hours talking to them, hoping we're going to get laid. The girls keep saying what nice guys we are.

MFW we leave at like 3 am with nothing more than a kiss, having just wasted our entire saturday night pandering to these chicks that had NO sexual interest in us whatsoever.

So glad those days are over.

 

[old_skoolr]

Couple years ago I was at one of my favourite bars. Was having a great night chatting up girls left right and centre. I got to the point where I got too confident and I told my friend that'll I'll try pick up this gorgeous blonde milf that was getting hit on all night.

I went over to the bar she was at, she was standing there alone admiring watching the band that was on, and how all the younger girls were grovelling over them. I saunter over there and say something along the lines of "Hey, how are you? I've noticed you all night and I just wanted to get the chance to come say hi."

She turned around, gave me a good look up and down and walked away.

I wasnt even mad haha instead i threw my hands in the air as I went back to my mate who was p.issing himself laughing, asking myself "wtf happened there?"

 

[Nickface]

I actually had a similar situation on one of those greyhound buses. Was traveling to Washington D.C. And I sat next to a random Peruvian chick who was a 8.5. So it takes about 4 in a half hours to get there from NY, so we chat and have our laughs. I actually get the chicks number and we talk about hanging out next day. Was only planning to stay 2 days. Second day comes and we hang out and get drunk like crazy. She invites me back to her house to get 100% laid but instead I had to catch the greyhound back to avoid waiting for next bus and paying for fare back.

I regret that day as it's burned into my brain. Smh...

 

[mv.89]

I actually had a similar situation on one of those greyhound buses. Was traveling to Washington D.C. And I sat next to a random Peruvian chick who was a 8.5. So it takes about 4 in a half hours to get there from NY, so we chat and have our laughs. I actually get the chicks number and we talk about hanging out next day. Was only planning to stay 2 days. Second day comes and we hang out and get drunk like crazy. She invites me back to her house to get 100% laid but instead I had to catch the greyhound back to avoid waiting for next bus and paying for fare back.

I regret that day as it's burned into my brain. Smh...

lol ....it doesn't count bro ...if anything you were man enough to kick the pvssy to avoid getting late.