"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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i was dying to go sarging today
with 2 new original kick ass openers and well rehearsed scripts that would get me the hottest of the hottest babes
PEACOCKING
i dressed like a peacock after what MYSTERY s theory that you must dress differently to attract the birds !!!
so i opted for sixties glasses ( JEFFERSON AIRPLANE STYLE for those who were born in the late 50 s) a feather in my hair ,a clown s red nose and a guitar attached to my left shoulder and penguins palms (real ones) to complement the scene

AT THE SHOPPING MALL
as i was entering the mall i was stopped by the security guard who suspected me to be ( i quote) 1 a lunatic or 2 on my way to the now celebrated fancy dress party and having been misdirected ( how could i? I know my village like the palm of my hand )
anyway
i was refused access to the place !! at the same time all the peoples eyes were directed at me especially the hot babes '!! i was feeling terrible and started to curse MYSTERY in FRENCH !! no one knew what i was on about !! here in this obsure dump nobody d heard about MYSTERY or ROSS JEFFIES or dd angelo or the DJ forum
so all in all the day was pretty much of a miss
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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LoL... man I wish I coulda seen that.

Where in SA are you located, mate?
 
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That must have being funny to watch, I have to admit :crackup:

Ah well, thats life! ;)
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Do you think black nailvarnish is kinda gay for a guy to use as a subject start?...like to grab HB's attention?.

Cause i don't wanna get my ass handed to me by some guys thinking i'm a fudge packer.

-Malachi

On a side note, WTF did i think shezzler was American?...just realized ya from the UK aswell ahah
 
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Originally posted by boulepiquante
i was dying to go sarging today
with 2 new original kick ass openers and well rehearsed scripts that would get me the hottest of the hottest babes
PEACOCKING
i dressed like a peacock after what MYSTERY s theory that you must dress differently to attract the birds !!!
so i opted for sixties glasses ( JEFFERSON AIRPLANE STYLE for those who were born in the late 50 s) a feather in my hair ,a clown s red nose and a guitar attached to my left shoulder and penguins palms (real ones) to complement the scene

AT THE SHOPPING MALL
as i was entering the mall i was stopped by the security guard who suspected me to be ( i quote) 1 a lunatic or 2 on my way to the now celebrated fancy dress party and having been misdirected ( how could i? I know my village like the palm of my hand )
anyway
i was refused access to the place !! at the same time all the peoples eyes were directed at me especially the hot babes '!! i was feeling terrible and started to curse MYSTERY in FRENCH !! no one knew what i was on about !! here in this obsure dump nobody d heard about MYSTERY or ROSS JEFFIES or dd angelo or the DJ forum
so all in all the day was pretty much of a miss
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This is good stuff.Try out everything the gurus dish out and see what works for you and within your environment.
However,I have to agree with shezzler, the clown's nose just doesnt cut it.It's too extreme.
 
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Now you know what rejection is like. Now you have nothing to fear. Get out there and meet plenty of new chicks.
 
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