"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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from now on, i'll be joining lottery pools

john_1234

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i've had co-workers ask me if i'd like to join the lottery pool and i'd always decline. i just read in the news paper about seven co-workers who won the $315,000,000 mega millions and how there was a possible eighth person who might share as well. apparantly, that eighth person usually pitches in consistently but for some reason he wasn't at work the day they all collected for the pool. sadly, the lucky seven decided not to add that eighth person to the winnings. damn, that eighth person is probably hating life right now. i'm in the next time a co-worker asks me to join.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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C00L

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that would be such a b1tch move if they didnt include the 8th person.
 
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make sure there is a list somewhere (or a contract) with all the people contributing. People loose all sence of right/wrong when money is involved...
 

Skel

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thats what you get for calling out sick!
 
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