"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Ladiesssman

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How do you get a girl acquaintance horny? I think watching the good love making movie will turn her on. I want to show her X movie. Does anyone know how to go transition from dinner, to watching X rated movie her feeling scared.

A friend's acquaintance will be joining me for dinner tomorrow. After dinner, we'll rent a movie to watch. This will be my second time doing things with her. I want to put on some light x movie, so we can both enjoy it. Do you know some thing that is light and on DVD. No hard core stuff please.

I know ladies like X. I've watched X rated movies with my X. They were hard core. Both of my X gf loved it. But then girl who's having dinner with me, I barely know her, so I don't want to scare her w/ hard core. So the lighter the better. It would be best if there's storyline to the film.

Any recommendation, will be appreciated.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Dude,

If you show her p0rn, you come off as a big slease.

Why dont' you have dinner with her, then have some ice cream with a nice wine. Talk for a bit and give her a massage.
 

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erm.... Why do you think that u need p0rn in order to get a girl to sleep with you? thats a load of ****... If she really wants to sleep with you, she will, p0rn or no p0rn!

And another thing... Some ladies/girls will take offence to you wanting to watch X rated movies with them, especially if its a girl u bearly know.

If ur looking to get laid on the 1st date then dont count on it, it rarely happens.

If ur gonna go back to your house afterwards to watch a movie, then a romantic comedy should do just fine. Remember... Its YOU that has to do the work & make her want you, NOT the movie.

If u insist on getting an X-rated movie, then maybe hint to her or try and find out from her if she would be fine with it before doing it, but please note that u musnt make urself too obvious, case some chicks will think that all u want is to get into their pants, & they will probably end up telling you to get lost.

No matter what movie u are watching, while the 2 of you are watching it, gently hold her hand, and then when/if u see that she is comfortable with it, then u can move on to playing with her hair and then kissing her SOFTLY at 1st, & then see where things lead. If you see that she is giving you bad vibes or hinting to you that she doesnt want to do anything, then respekt her wishes, that always gets u lots of brownie points with a girl.

Well... I wish u luck & i hope that u let us know how things went;)
 

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Snatch.

Lock, stockings and two smoking barrels...

Mr. Bean

Johhny Hollywood (Bean 2)


If you wanna have fun, watch these, the girl will be in such a good mood, that if she had second thoughts about humping you, she will not be able to resist.

With these movies you leave romantic, and enter playful zone. She will not feel like resisting a play.

If you want to go romantic, Love Actually.

Always humor.

Laughter is your best friend.

Soft X movies wil lgive her reason to arm herself against your moves.

First you hump, then you watch xxx...
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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this reminds me of that scene in taxi driver where he takes the girl to a porno film on the first date and can't figure out why she is so disgusted by him
 

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I disagree with you. Why would you offend her? I tried it with other gf of mind, and they wanted it. You can't be too abrupt about it. You gota see what her mood is.

But guess what? With this one, she came to my place with her cousin. So no chance of moving toward the movie thing. So I ended up going to dinner with both her and her cousin.
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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Originally posted by captn caveman
Snatch.

Lock, stockings and two smoking barrels...

Mr. Bean

Johhny Hollywood (Bean 2)


If you wanna have fun, watch these, the girl will be in such a good mood, that if she had second thoughts about humping you, she will not be able to resist.

With these movies you leave romantic, and enter playful zone. She will not feel like resisting a play.

If you want to go romantic, Love Actually.

Always humor.

Laughter is your best friend.

Soft X movies wil lgive her reason to arm herself against your moves.

First you hump, then you watch xxx...
Mr. Bean has been one of my tools for a long time. I use the actual series instead of his movies, they're much funnier.
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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Originally posted by Ladiesssman
I disagree with you. Why would you offend her? I tried it with other gf of mind, and they wanted it. You can't be too abrupt about it. You gota see what her mood is.

But guess what? With this one, she came to my place with her cousin. So no chance of moving toward the movie thing. So I ended up going to dinner with both her and her cousin.
But she was already your girlfriend, right? Did you show her porn on your first date? Second, third?

Girlfriends already knowing the type of man you are, tend to be more receptive to things like that. Showing porn straight away seldom leaves a positive impression on a woman that's trying to get to know you.
 

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you know what.. u can NEVER know what the chicks will think of u if u show her porn on the 1st date...

Seeing as though women are ALREADY thinking to themselves "Is this man just trying to get into my pants, or is he really a good guy that i WOULD want to "give myself up to" ....

So yes.... in most cases showing a lady/chick porn on/after a 1st date isnt the brightest idea.

But bear in mind, that AFTER the 1st date is over, u SHOULD know what kind of chick this is & u SHOULD know if she would take u showing her porn in a positive or negative way.

So at the end of the day its really about what kind of chick u are dealing with, but in most cases, showing a girl porn on the 1st date is a big mistake.

What i would reccomend is rather a romantic comedy, and if u insist on having sex scenes, then pick out a movie that has very few & very "light" sex scenes. You dont want to make your chick feel uncomfortable now do you.

Laterz....
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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