spider_007
Master Don Juan
http://www.sexyandfunny.com/HappyCouple.shtml
something bout this i found cute, and desturbing at the same time.
something bout this i found cute, and desturbing at the same time.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
frivolousz21 & his woman.
- Thread starter spider_007
- Start date
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Phoenix_of_the_ashes
Master Don Juan
Hot girl!!!
spider_007
Master Don Juan
even tho she is on the chubby side, there is something about her....
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Phoenix_of_the_ashes
Master Don Juan
She is a stunner to me, you guys must have really different taste than I do.
Yeah and that white tight spandex shirt has nothing to do with it!:woo:
I doubt that those two are boyfriend and girlfriend. You don't look into each other eyes and not kiss after this display. I think that they are just friends (the kind of friends that this guy wouldn't mind banging but she won't allow it).
After the Jessica Alba **** i'm not opening **** for a good while. Christ that scared the **** out of me. I still feel weirded out.
Btw, what's with friv and his gf? I've seen comments about it.. and stuff about him, what's the deal.. someone bother to fill me in with the gossip?
Btw, what's with friv and his gf? I've seen comments about it.. and stuff about him, what's the deal.. someone bother to fill me in with the gossip?
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
jiza101
Master Don Juan
6-7 MAX 
She isn't "hot"
She isn't "hot"
frivolousz21
Master Don Juan
haha!
thats some GIDDY shyt
thats some GIDDY shyt
The Bad Ass Canadian
Master Don Juan
anyone else wonder why the girl and guy rolls are reversed? A typical occurance, these days, perhaps? (sorry, I might be digging too deep, but this was just fvcking gay)
She's a 7 at best with nice t!ts
She's a 7 at best with nice t!ts
spider_007
Master Don Juan
No Sh1t Sherlock.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.