"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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friends with benefits.

the_azn_fu

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okay. theres this one girl and i know shes interested. but i heard from my girl "friend" that she has no time to date and that with friends with benefits, someone usually gets hurt. im not trying to find a relationship either, but more of a friends with benefits. how would i persuade her to want to do something? because at my school, there are not many "fish in the sea" to choose from. i would have moved on if there were. any suggestions would be great! i cant think of anything. thanks!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Porky

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persuade her? stop thinking so hard. invite her to hang out, make a move, and take it easy. don't put a label on your relationship with her. if she brings it up, tell her what you want, but not until then.
 

dannowillbookem

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porks right. you gotta not talk about it, just make moves and before you know it you'll be working her over and she didnt even realize you two got that far without any formal relatinoship crap. then just go on acting like nothing happened until you want it again.
 

Fitch

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the_azn_fu said:
okay. theres this one girl and i know shes interested. but i heard from my girl "friend" that she has no time to date and that with friends with benefits, someone usually gets hurt. im not trying to find a relationship either, but more of a friends with benefits. how would i persuade her to want to do something? because at my school, there are not many "fish in the sea" to choose from. i would have moved on if there were. any suggestions would be great! i cant think of anything. thanks!
Do you have a clipboard? Good. Create a questionnaire, and an application, and attach that to the clipboard. Give her the clipboard and the pen to fill out promptly the next morning. Title: To get into my pants...
 
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