Friends do nothing but c0ckblock

[dillin]

Whenever I'm at a party with my friends it's like atleast one of them will try to draw everyones attention onto me and try to get people laughing at me and this is when I'm talking to girls. Whenever I'm talking to girls or around there girlfriends all they do is talk trash to me and try to make me look like a chump. The thing is these guys cant even look these girls in the eyes that we talk to, the girls do nothing but ignore them anyways they shouldnt even waste time talking to them.

It just pisses me off, the funny thing is the girls never really pay attention to what they say anyways about me. The thing is the mian guy who does this is short and ugly so I think he's just insecure as hell when I'm around and he gets all weird when his hor girlfriend is around me.

What do you think the best way to deal with this is? It's just everytime girls are around it's "lets make dillin look like a fool" time. I don't get it?

 

[ScrewIt]

screw them c0ckblocks, they aint friends if they do that **** to you.

if i had a friend do that to me at a party, i'd just ignore his ass.
and cont chatting to the girl. if he walks away, ill just say...nevermind my drunk friend, he has some issues...

just dont let him get to you, any girl can tell when you're getting pissed. just be cool

 

[Best friends? NAY]

mabey, he is trying to look cool with the ladies and he's to stupid to think of a better way.

 

[macknetikcharm]

You gotta put those fellaz in check. Try to keep a level head and keep your emotions under control but assert your dominance. Women like strong men and those haterz will never stop so you either hafta become their b*tch or keep yo' sh*t pimpin' and put 'em in their place.

 

[DJUofS]

I love it when my friends try to c0ckblock me. If you know how to respond, it will make you look very confident and it will show you have a great sense of humor. At the same time, it makes the other idiots look like fools. I say bring the c0ckblocks on!

 

[dillin]

The thing is if I'm with these guys and I'm talking to girls it's like two guys gang up on me and try making me look bad. They make jokes about how I'm a virgin and crap like that infront of them but they only do it when chicks are around so it gets annoying.

These guys are total chump when it comes to girls anyways, all there girlfriends are hors who walk all over them and cheat behind there backs.

 

[DJUofS]

Originally posted by dillin
The thing is if I'm with these guys and I'm talking to girls it's like two guys gang up on me and try making me look bad. They make jokes about how I'm a virgin and crap like that infront of them but they only do it when chicks are around so it gets annoying.

These guys are total chump when it comes to girls anyways, all there girlfriends are hors who walk all over them and cheat behind there backs.

Trust me, their pathetic insults make them look terrible. You can either ignore them, or embarass them more. If they start making fun of you infront of some chicks again, just turn it into a c&f sort of response. Or just turn it right around on them... how do these guys know your a virgin? They don't.

 

[Charisma]

Originally posted by DJUofS
I love it when my friends try to c0ckblock me. If you know how to respond, it will make you look very confident and it will show you have a great sense of humor. At the same time, it makes the other idiots look like fools. I say bring the c0ckblocks on!

Dude could you share your knowledge on dealing with male ****blockers ? More often then not if you're chatting up a HB ina club some unknown ****blocker tries to interrupt or say some silly **** about you as a player. What the **** is up with that anyway, if anyone here does that, **** OFF.

 

[gav]

Originally posted by DJUofS
I love it when my friends try to c0ckblock me. If you know how to respond, it will make you look very confident and it will show you have a great sense of humor. At the same time, it makes the other idiots look like fools. I say bring the c0ckblocks on!

exactly

if your m8s are giving you attention, it's good because the girls will notice and will pay attention at the same time as to how you handle the situation.

if they're teasing me, i'll just play it back to them with c&f, kid on role reversal:

them: you know gav, when you walked in here, i honestly thought you looked gay
me: really? so what is it you find attractive about gay guys

them: gav, who was that 40 yr old you were with the other night?
me: hmm, if it wasn't your mum, i can't remember

them: i heard you have a small **** gav
me: your mum didn't seem to think so

since we kid on with each other all the time, this type of teasing only adds to the humour; nothing taken seriously.

if your m8s are actually making serious negative comments about you, either try to turn it around or just ignore the fvckers cuz they aren't good m8s.

 

[gav]

Originally posted by Charisma
tries to interrupt or say some silly **** about you as a player

do what fingers said to do:

say

"oh yeh, i'm a total player. usually my pimp status is more obvious, but i left my fur coat and gold chains at home"...turn back to hb, who is now laughing with you"

 

[gav]

Originally posted by dillin
The thing is if I'm with these guys and I'm talking to girls it's like two guys gang up on me and try making me look bad. They make jokes about how I'm a virgin and crap like that infront of them but they only do it when chicks are around so it gets annoying.

These guys are total chump when it comes to girls anyways, all there girlfriends are hors who walk all over them and cheat behind there backs.

them: just cuz your a virgin
me: just cuz you don't want to believe the nasty stuff your mum did to me