"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Friend Masturbated in Public

iwanttofight

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One of my friends growing up was a crazy steroided italian. He got laid alot. This guy got mad p*ssy. Now he's doing some male modeling. He once got on top of a bar of a very crowded club and jerked off in front of hundreds of people. Then he got laid that same night. I do not think you can get more Alpha Male than this. Now that takes some huge balls.

One night at the beach we were walking down the street with open beers in our hands and the rent-a-cops on bikes came up to my friend (the one that jerked of in public) and wanted to see his license. We were under age at the time. He was really drunk and showed the cops his license. They said his license was a fake, which it was. So he said Oh sorry and pulled out his other license that was real which showed that he was under age. How drunk do you have to be to do this lol. Those were some good memories.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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dutchmaster

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Atom Smasher

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So the guys in the club had no problem with him whipping it out and masturbating in front of their girlfriends?
 

iwanttofight

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The guys in the club did not care because this guy was an absolute steroided freak. He was about 245 pounds of solid muscle. He was soo big and steroided up that when the cops got him at the beach with the underage license they called up backup on there walkie talkies and said "we need extra backup, this guy is soo huge, a muscle freak, backup now please".
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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