French speakers QUICK!

[nakedtwister]

Ok, if there are any native, or good fluent french speakers out there I need to know how to say any of these lines...

- I want to cvm on your face

- I want to fvck you up the butt

- You have nice boobies

- I am looking to receive a handjob, will you help me out?

- I just want to squeeze those titties of yours

- Can I slap those titties around some?

- Do you enjoy anal?

- I would say lets hug, but I don't want you drawin wood(erection).


This is not a joke, I'm serious when I say I need a french translation of these as soon as possible. If anyone can help me out here, that would be fabulous. Thanks.

 

[Ken785]

Ok, if there are any native, or good fluent french speakers out there I need to know how to say any of these lines...

- I want to cvm on your face

- I want to fvck you up the butt

- Do you enjoy anal?

- I would say lets hug, but I don't want you drawin wood(erection).


QUOTE]
dude are you gay....that last one makes me think youre gay...why dont you fvck this.. :moon: j/k

 

[KarmaSutra]

Ok, if there are any native, or good fluent french speakers out there I need to know how to say any of these lines...

- I want to cvm on your face - Je veux à avec sur votre visage

- I want to fvck you up the butt - Je veux à la baise vous augmentez le bout

- You have nice boobies - vous avez des bêtises agréables

- I am looking to receive a handjob, will you help me out? - Je regarde recevoir un handjob, vous m'aiderez hors ?

- I just want to squeeze those titties of yours - Je veux serrer juste ces titties du vôtre

- Can I slap those titties around some? - Peux-je gifler ces titties autour de quelques-uns ?


- Do you enjoy anal? - Appréciez-vous anal ?

- Why did I just get b1tchslapped for asking these stupid goddamned questions? - Pourquoi ai-t-j'obtenu juste b1tchslapped pour demander ces questions de goddamned stupides ?

This is not a joke, I'm serious when I say I need a french translation of these as soon as possible. If anyone can help me out here, that would be fabulous. Thanks.

Gotta love my Mom and Dad being French . . .

 

[nakedtwister]

Ok, if there are any native, or good fluent french speakers out there I need to know how to say any of these lines...

- I want to cvm on your face

- I want to fvck you up the butt

- Do you enjoy anal?

- I would say lets hug, but I don't want you drawin wood(erection).


QUOTE]
dude are you gay....that last one makes me think youre gay...why dont you fvck this.. :moon: j/k

Just because I like to pound butt and talk about pounding butt, doesn't mean I like to pound man butt. Jerk!


And thanks KarmaSutra, you're a lifesaver! :flowers:

 

[AlexTheGreat]

Gotta love my Mom and Dad being French . . .

I SERIOUSLY hope you used google translate or something equally gay to translate those lines, and that real people did NOT work on them ... because those are officially the WORST translations anybody could have done. I think english translated to chinese translated to french afterwards would look better than that.

 

[AlexTheGreat]

Ok, if there are any native, or good fluent french speakers out there I need to know how to say any of these lines...

- I want to cvm on your face je veux venir sur ta face

- I want to fvck you up the butt je veux te foutre dans le cul

- You have nice boobies tu as des beaux seins

- I am looking to receive a handjob, will you help me out? je veux me faire masser la bite, tu peux m'aider?

- I just want to squeeze those titties of yours je veux serrer tes seins

- Can I slap those titties around some? puis-je jouer avec tes seins?

- Do you enjoy anal? aimes-tu l'anal?

- I would say lets hug, but I don't want you drawin wood(erection). wtf??


This is not a joke, I'm serious when I say I need a french translation of these as soon as possible. If anyone can help me out here, that would be fabulous. Thanks.

asdf

 

[Quiksilver]

That's dictionary.com french, bro...

No one speaks that formal, especially when saying crap like that.

 

[meitenesrigas]

Gotta love my Mom and Dad being French . . .

If your parents are French they did a lousy job of teaching you the language. Most French peope are short and ugly, so I hope for your sake that you were not telling us the truth. Those translations are anything but accurate.

The only guys I have known who learn French were the silly Alizee FanBoys. Even they decided to give up French for either Russian or Japanese after she got married and subsequently pregnant. How she still manages over 5 million views for some vids on youtube.com is beyond me.

 

[AlexTheGreat]

That's dictionary.com french, bro...

No one speaks that formal, especially when saying crap like that.

The guy wanted french, I gave him french. If you want Québecois just ask for it and it'll be my pleasure to botch it up some. But at least my "formal" stuff is understandable, clear and FRENCH, unlike Karma's "translation".

Those translations are anything but accurate.

That's the biggest understatement of the year.

 

[ZaReK]

Being french and from Quebec, the translation given by ATG are quite correct (but not perfect). Those are good translation in quebecese, though won't get far here (you'll get slapped) nor in France (they won't understand it)

 

[KarmaSutra]

The guy wanted french, I gave him french. If you want Québecois just ask for it and it'll be my pleasure to botch it up some. But at least my "formal" stuff is understandable, clear and FRENCH, unlike Karma's "translation".

I don't know what you're talking aboot?

:crackup:

 

[AlexTheGreat]

I don't know what you're talking aboot?

:crackup:

lol now I'm really curious, were you actually trying to give the guy some funny french?

 

[KarmaSutra]

If your parents are French they did a lousy job of teaching you the language. Most French peope are short and ugly, so I hope for your sake that you were not telling us the truth. Those translations are anything but accurate.

Just as your post in the Tim Teboy thread, you're just as stupid here in this thread.

Some guys will do anything to raise thier post count. It reeks of desperation and idiocy.