French Kiss Of Death

[Guitarfreakelite]

ok the women are going to hate me for even sugesting this one and the men are going to think im cruel for even thinking of it. so allow me to cover my @$$ buy saying this is for educational and comical uses only.

If a chick takes advantage of you. you pay for her dates she manipulates you and pretends she is intrestied when she's not. youre finally catching on to this and you just want to get her back, you want to break up with her but that still wouldn't be enough... you could try a little move called the french kiss of death.

first you need to be in a public area, carry out a normal conversation with her. then out of no place when she least expects it start frenching her. her reaction will be stunned and convused, you are a sildire you take every sec of that convuion to get that kiss in. while your kissing and she is in a confused state of mind, you slip a big red break up note into her poccket.. letting her know, that u knows shes been playing you and you just been playing her back.. he who laughs laughts last, laughs best.

lol... i just thought of this.. got the idea from a movie (oceans11) , never tried it, if you do, let me know if it works.

you want to break up with her

 

[Evil-Rom]

Bible.

 

[Porky]

How about not getting taking advantage of in the first place?

 

[JSH]

Originally posted by Porky
How about not getting taking advantage of in the first place?

agreed, its a sweet idea but you can kind of tell when a girl is taking advantage of you

 

[Supero Masculus]

I think its funny as hell! Lmao! Good shyt! It make me want a revenge section of the DJ bible!!

 

[Superman X]

It make me want a revenge section of the DJ bible!!

Hahahahaha

Does anyone else see the irony of this sentence?

 

[MusicMan]

lol..

why would you want to do that? after all, whose fault is it if a woman is taking advantage of you? Why revenge? Don't you have better things to do than to deal with AFC ex-girlfriends? Get serious guys

 

[JSH]

Dont make it revenge, make it a SWEET way of rejecting her (sweet as in cool, not as in nice). This is not dealing with ex - AFC girlfriends, this is for saying to a girl, look i know your taking advantage of me, dont.