"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Free Sex Hormones?

Dilberto

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This may sound totally nuts.....but a DJ I knew once said that an untapped supply of Pheromones, is located inside our testes. I said, "WTF???" He further said that women can detect it immediately, on a man. He told me, "AFTER you shower, take your damp bath towel and thoroughly dry your crotch area....especially under the jewels. Then use the part of the towel you just dried your privates with and smear the invisible Pheromones and Androgen(male sex hormone) all over yourself; your neck, arms, face, chest, etc.....before you apply deodorant, and cologne." He said strange women has even complimented on "his cologne" even when he wasn't wearing any! Anyone willing to try it out? I know it sounds absolutely crazy......but this guy got so much trim- he often passed his overflow on to me! And he was no Brad Pitt. I always keep forgetting to do it....only because it sounds so outrageous to me.
 
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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DJVladdy

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you know, i LOVE it when after physical exercise i put my hand on my ****, and rub the area between balls and legs, u know the one that smells really awful, and i sniff that. smells awesome, im attracted to my ****, man the worse it smell the better
 

Dilberto

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If you guys take enough showers....there should be NO SMELL at all.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Potbelly

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DJVladdy said:
you know, i LOVE it when after physical exercise i put my hand on my ****, and rub the area between balls and legs, u know the one that smells really awful, and i sniff that. smells awesome, im attracted to my ****, man the worse it smell the better
ROFLMAO!!!!
 

Night Owl

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Don't knock it until you tired it - you never know !! :moon:
 
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