"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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wutang180

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THINK YOU GOT GAME?.... THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO GET ANY GIRL THAT YOU WANT?.... DO YOU REALLY? PLAY THIS SEDUCTION GAME ON THE INTERNET... MEET 100S OF GIRLS... USE YOUE KINO SKILLS, OPENERS, NEG HITS...........IF YOU GET THRU ALL OF THE WOMEN... YOU HAVE TO BEAT "THE PLAYER SLAYER"... SHE IS THE ULTIMATE **** BLOCKER AND GAME PLAYER.. I JUST DOWNLOADED THIS GAME TODAY.. SO I'M ONLY ON STAGE ONE... (KICK ASS GRAPHICS FOR A GAME THAT IS FREE... YOU PROBABLY NEED AT LEAST A 1.5GHZ COMPUTER TO PLAY AND 150-200MB OF FREE SPACE)

Of course fellas, this is no substitute to real don juaning... You have to practice in the real world to get your skills... But heck, it is fun as hell to play!!!!!!

go to http://www.mojomastergame.com ....play or be played.... may the games begin... there will be an online version of this game soon.... so we can all go sarging and test our skills TOGETHER!!!...
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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wutang180

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I really don't know.. unfortunately alot of the good games are only made for windows... I'm not too sure if there is a mac version for this....
 

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yeah thats the axe effect game. Honestly its pretty ****ty. I got bored with it after ten minutes and went outside to really meet girls.
 

wutang180

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you are right... but it's fun to play and it's free... this is just a leisure time game.. .and is by anyways no means a substitute for meeting real girls.... i've only played the first part of level one... so, I don't know much about it yet...
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Sophomakhos

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Yeah, it's pretty sh1t actually. What kind of guy introduces himself by doing one-arm push-ups? I'm with JH6 - better to meet real life girls. At least that way you get laid in reality.
 

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WU TANG CLAN AINT NOTHING TO FVCK WITH!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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wutang180

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Hey Blue,
If you are trying to play the game without being connected to an online service. It won't work.. For some strange reason, you need to be connected to the internet....
 

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If you think this forum is pathetic and full of jarogn, check out their forum.:crackup:
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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Originally posted by wutang180
Hey Blue,
If you are trying to play the game without being connected to an online service. It won't work.. For some strange reason, you need to be connected to the internet....
Want to know why? The game is made by a company called WILD TANGENT. They are notorious for embedding spyware into their programs.

Anyone remember when Windows Media Player 7 came out and there was a plug in for a dancer that danced in sync with the music? It crashed tons of systems and was made by the same company.

That game is attempting to send information from your computer to its affiliate web sites. Have fun, it's a pain to completely remove Wild Tangent software...
 

Anomalous

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Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
Want to know why? The game is made by a company called WILD TANGENT. They are notorious for embedding spyware into their programs.

Anyone remember when Windows Media Player 7 came out and there was a plug in for a dancer that danced in sync with the music? It crashed tons of systems and was made by the same company.

That game is attempting to send information from your computer to its affiliate web sites. Have fun, it's a pain to completely remove Wild Tangent software...
S-H-I-T! I downloaded it and now I have Wild Tangent. What will it do to my computer?
 
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