"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Freak Dancing Moves, not for the novice

Naapimp

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I wanted to start a thread for a collection of specific freak dancing moves people know. The fundamentals of dancing with the ladies and just dancing in general are most important and you should learn these first. This thread is for people are already good dancing/freak dancing, and can know how to progress to these moves and when their appropriate using their own judgment. I’ll start things off with some I’ve learned from other people, this site and myself.


With the slightest touch, run you hand and fingers down her shouldler and arm.

Scratch your nails on her jeans, when done on jeans it like vibrates. Up and down the sides of the legs is nice, up is more aggressive. The inside of the knee is a sensitive area which is easy to get access to.

Squeeze her hand, if she squeezing back she trusts you more than if she doesn’t, if she doesn’t squeeze back, try again later, otherwise might want to move on, but this isn't an end all test.

Bend your knees out and dip down, stay close, run your fingers along the outside of her legs and back up again. Good if she feels your body against her while you go down then back up. You can stay down for a couple second put your head into her stomach, or kiss or lick it if it’s exposed.

Slap dat ass, start with small flicks to the hips, gauge her interest, move closer to the ass and start doing it harder, cup your hand with fingers spread to form to her ass and give her a good one, then shake it a little right afterwards.

Let her feel your breath on her neck.

When her back is to you, grab all her hair, put it over one shoulder, can even give her hair a very slight tug while doing this, now you can rest your head on the open shouldler and breath on it a little or do something with the ear, little tongue/lips on bottom lobe never hurt anyone.

Grab her ass and make her fvck your leg, this a bread and butter move for when she's facing you.

Hook your thumbs/fingers in pockets, can even put down her pants just a little, I especially like to grab her belt with thumbs in pants, gives you great control over her pelvis too

Make her arch her back. When her back is to you, you put your forearm across her shoulders and progressively push on the small of her back with your hand, keep your rhythm and hips together, don’t do for too long.

Arch the other way. Forearm across shoulders and lean back progressively, try a get it so your supporting some of her weight, helps establish trust.

Here’s one I’ve only done once, I wouldn’t recommend unless she’s a freak and wants you show here something crazy, also she should be almost your height. Lean back like above, but all the way, with forearm across shoulders and extend your other arm to the ground, keep your back arched a lot so your pelvises don’t sag too much, from here you can act out a fvcking motion if you really want to, then push off with arm on the ground and get back up, takes a good deal of flexibility, strength in the right places, and balance, helps to be a gymnast or something. Remember, only on extreme freak girls.
 
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Black people are the best dancers out there .... the question comes to are you black ? :D
 

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LOL, people have told me I'm pretty black for a white guy. I can agree, black guys are prolly best on average, but not by tons. When a black guy gives me a nod of respect on the dance floor it means more to me.
 

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Originally posted by Naapimp
LOL, people have told me I'm pretty black for a white guy. I can agree, black guys are prolly best on average, but not by tons. When a black guy gives me a nod of respect on the dance floor it means more to me.
PIMP PIMP

I also have a friend whose dad is black but he looks white as snow ... so when he's on the floor dancing damn the looks he get's from everyone !
 

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I like those dance tips. Funny thing about that is that's usually what I do on the dance floor anyway so, I must give u props for mentioning those moves.

Regarding white people dancing, i've seen some pretty good white dancers but I guess on average, I do see more good black dancers.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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