"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Fragrence Business

navyseal2101

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I was thinking about starting an online fragrence company. My grandparents own 5 online companies and all make a sh!tload of money. They would pay the site costs at startup. I have made 2 colognes myself as it is, and I get compliments on both, more after I tell them I made it myself. Basiclly would it be a good industry to get into, I have some advertising ideas as it is, and how hard do you think it would be? Also tips are welcome ;).
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Wiesman44

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Fragrence business ? Sounds like you might have a serious case of 'bent wrist' syndrome.


ps: you sound like a cutie !
 

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@Wiseman i'm not sure what ur talking about.
@Poonani, similar advertising ideas.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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navyseal2101

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Oh cute, then why would I be coming to a forum about seducing women? A cover perhaps!
 

navyseal2101

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Nah, I can go both ways and you sound cute ;), r u a hand model?
 

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mystery method lines are about as lame as your stupid fragrence business. I'm surprised I'm the only person thats chimmed in on this.

Your nickname is 'navyseal' but u say u want a fragrence business ? Seriously buddy, you have issues. So what the f#k are you ? a perfume fairy or a navy seal ? You can't be both, nor can u want to be both.

So are u a fag or a man ?
 
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