oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
Finally, something for me to entertain yall with. So...it was a dark and stormy night...just kidding. 
Anyway, last night i went out with some people from work. Ive been working there for 2 weeks, so yea. I had some dude buy me a bottle of vodka and i went over to my chick managers house to drink a little before we went to the bar. There were some girls there that i work with. So we drank there for 15 min then went to the bar. When we got to the bar( it was DEAD) we chilled for a little bit, nothing exciting happened, talking, all that good stuff. Then some nasty old ***** started trying to talk to me, it was very scary. After 2 trips to my car with 2 girls to drink some more, things started to get more exciting. I was talking to some people until they went away, then i went and talked to the chick that was working the bar. I asked her how her night was going, blah blah, work ****, nothing exciting. I asked how much shes made in tips and she actually went to count.
While she was counting, my chick manager and this other girl came over and started asking me questions about myself and what not. The bartender chick came over while they were talking to me and told me how much she made( IOI?? Im going with yea). So i kept talking to them about my style ( two polos, collars popped) and how it was working for me. The manager was telling me how very few people could pull it off and how it looked good on me.( Jea, i gots skills. If only she wasnt 25ish and married.) After i heard that i went with an opinion question. I told them that i have a polo thats turquiose and i asked them what do they think about that.
Earlier that night they told me how i have nice skin and they said that they talk about it a lot, which waskinda weird but hey, attention is good. While we were all sitting this other girl that works with us came over and they all proceeded to feel my smooth ask skin (one girl said she was jealous that my skin was so smooth, all i use is lotion so im not all ashy...i told them that too, they laughed.) They asked is i used moisterizers on my face, which i dont, I dont know how my face is soooo soft. As i was getting hit on by my chick manager, i hit the other girl with another opinion about getting my cartiledge pierced( it worked wonders for another topic). We then started talking about people that she knows who do tattoos so i could get the hook up for one( networking is the shizzle). Our convo came to anend when this girl said she was about to leave. Shes pretty cute so i decided i needed her number. She had me call her phone so she would have my number also( IOI??).
5 min later she was back and she was waving goodbye to me with a gigantic smile on her face. Everyone was playing pool and i was just chilling when UG old ass hoe bag comes, starts talking to me like a crazy *****, and lays her head on my shoulder. Some fat ***** also was talking my ear off asking if i thought she was fat...HELL YEA I SAID...to myself in my head. I had to tell her no because i didnt feel like being eating like a little bunny. For me the night was over so i decided to go home( saying bye is always exciting). I said bye to my chick manager, gave her a double high 5. Then i said bye to this other girl who im pretty sure wants me. Found out the next time we work together, told her its an official date( i got her number too ) Then i left content, with a grin on my face.
Somethings i learned...
- Kino is the shiznit
- My skin is so soft it makes girls jealous
- Girls get clumsy when they want your pee pee
- Opiners work wonders
- Peacocking is one of your BESTEST WESTEST FRIENDS
It was a fun, good night. Tank yoo, come again.
Anyway, last night i went out with some people from work. Ive been working there for 2 weeks, so yea. I had some dude buy me a bottle of vodka and i went over to my chick managers house to drink a little before we went to the bar. There were some girls there that i work with. So we drank there for 15 min then went to the bar. When we got to the bar( it was DEAD) we chilled for a little bit, nothing exciting happened, talking, all that good stuff. Then some nasty old ***** started trying to talk to me, it was very scary. After 2 trips to my car with 2 girls to drink some more, things started to get more exciting. I was talking to some people until they went away, then i went and talked to the chick that was working the bar. I asked her how her night was going, blah blah, work ****, nothing exciting. I asked how much shes made in tips and she actually went to count.
While she was counting, my chick manager and this other girl came over and started asking me questions about myself and what not. The bartender chick came over while they were talking to me and told me how much she made( IOI?? Im going with yea). So i kept talking to them about my style ( two polos, collars popped) and how it was working for me. The manager was telling me how very few people could pull it off and how it looked good on me.( Jea, i gots skills. If only she wasnt 25ish and married.) After i heard that i went with an opinion question. I told them that i have a polo thats turquiose and i asked them what do they think about that.
Earlier that night they told me how i have nice skin and they said that they talk about it a lot, which waskinda weird but hey, attention is good. While we were all sitting this other girl that works with us came over and they all proceeded to feel my smooth ask skin (one girl said she was jealous that my skin was so smooth, all i use is lotion so im not all ashy...i told them that too, they laughed.) They asked is i used moisterizers on my face, which i dont, I dont know how my face is soooo soft. As i was getting hit on by my chick manager, i hit the other girl with another opinion about getting my cartiledge pierced( it worked wonders for another topic). We then started talking about people that she knows who do tattoos so i could get the hook up for one( networking is the shizzle). Our convo came to anend when this girl said she was about to leave. Shes pretty cute so i decided i needed her number. She had me call her phone so she would have my number also( IOI??).
5 min later she was back and she was waving goodbye to me with a gigantic smile on her face. Everyone was playing pool and i was just chilling when UG old ass hoe bag comes, starts talking to me like a crazy *****, and lays her head on my shoulder. Some fat ***** also was talking my ear off asking if i thought she was fat...HELL YEA I SAID...to myself in my head. I had to tell her no because i didnt feel like being eating like a little bunny. For me the night was over so i decided to go home( saying bye is always exciting). I said bye to my chick manager, gave her a double high 5. Then i said bye to this other girl who im pretty sure wants me. Found out the next time we work together, told her its an official date( i got her number too
) Then i left content, with a grin on my face.Somethings i learned...
- Kino is the shiznit
- My skin is so soft it makes girls jealous
- Girls get clumsy when they want your pee pee
- Opiners work wonders
- Peacocking is one of your BESTEST WESTEST FRIENDS
It was a fun, good night. Tank yoo, come again.
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