backseatjuan
Banned
This happened Wednesday 22nd, I was on my 3rd day of onitis over HB8 that I never fvcked. So anyway, I drive my friend and his new girl to her apartment, and these two were about to spend the whole night together, so I was practically alone. The night was mine, I was planning to go home, watch a movie, and maybe jerk off alone and feel sorry for myself.
But since I was in my ex's neighborhood and the time was perfect to call her and get her out for sex, 10pm, I went near her house and dialed her like 2 or 3 times. After no answer I went to this bar, restaurant, billiards place called Sparta, my friend works there. We haven't talked with my friend ever since he and his friend ditched us the night we ran from cops, he thinks my company of friends isn't worth him and his little band of druggies. So I order tea, and this guy tells me straight to my face he thinks we shouldn't be friends cuz I suck. Since I usually drink my tea at the bar I take it and go to sit at a table. To be honest, I was on some drugs. So I drink my tea and call my ex again, to no avail, then I call my onitis and invite her to go with me for some crawfish and beer, denied. Then I call this friend of mine, 44 year old friend of a woman I rent my place at, ask her if she wants to go drive someplace. Agrees. I tell her fine, in 20 minutes I'll pick her up. People inside the place already start laughing and giggling, as they saw me call like a robot 3 different numbers, get no answer from first, denied from 2nd, and then bingo from 3rd.
So anyway, as I leave and drive to pick this woman up I get a call from my friend and he apologizes and tell me maybe we should have a chat after his work, and we agree to meet closer to 1am. I then pick this woman up, 44, I'm 30, never had sex before, and I fvcking spill my guts to her about my onitis and how hard it is. I tell her I know all about forgetting, and that I'm tired of forgetting and really wanna just settle on something. We drive to a sea, and then to this one place to see a life bear but they were asleep, and then we take a walk in a park. Then this friend of mine calls me, and he's ready to meet me, so we go to pick him up.
We pick him up and immediately he gets into scuffle with my 44 year old buddy, since he thinks she's a prostitute. I had a history of meeting prostitutes, fvcking them real nice, and then taking them home with me, two hoes in total. So he thought it was a prostitute and plus he didn't approve her age. Somehow we get to center without a fight, to meet my friend's girl, my friend is 30, and his girl is 19. I didn't know at the time, but these two were going through some rough times. So I get them two into my car, and us four drive to this beach, drink and make out there. After we go to a discobar, girls dance, we just sit.
So to recap, both women are drunk, my friend is on drugs and drunk, and I'm just on drugs cuz I was driving.
At 5:30am we decide to go home and I drive this male friend of mine first. As we get close to his place, I don't know what was said and who said it and in who's address, but this guy thinks of women as *****s and of me as a prick and wants to get out of my car and walk home alone. I drive the remaining, and stop near his place. They get out of the car and start arguing. I honestly don't know what was said there, cuz I just don't remember. But in the end my male friend gets his balls punched and goes home, two chicks are very emotional and get into my car, then not far from his place we stop at a bus stop and these two want to fight with me over what I said. Once again Gentlemen, I don't fvcking remember what I said. End result is that I take these two drunk asses ontop of a highest pick in my city to drink more and watch the Sunrise!
So we get to the top, it takes 4x4 to get there, so there is not a soul around, just the 4 of us. Cold as fvck so we sit inside car and drink, they drink and I just keep them company. As always I don't remember what was said, but it was fun, at around 11pm we notice that there is no sun. Day was cloudy, so we decide to go back down and drive around on some mountain trails. You have no idea how hard it is to drive offroad with two drunk b1tches. First of all, by that time, thanks God, one younger chick threw her plastic cup away and was drinking right from the bottle (wine). 2nd one kept her cup and couldn't understand why she can't drink wine out of cup while we drive offroad. As the wine kept spilling away from the cup they begged me to stop and wait while she drinks it, and then somehow that younger b1tch kept adding more to the cup.
The young girl was on heels, but it didn't stop her from running around the forest, sure she fell down on her ass, and looked like a pig after a while, but this girl was persistent. At one point she goes to a bathroom into the woods, comes back and tell us how beautiful it is, so we all go walking through this forest, leaves are yellow and falling down, it was way beautiful. Then she tells us let's go all the way down off the mountain, we ran after her and tell her to stop, it's 1 mile down. I end up hauling that ass back into the vehicle. There was many many many more moments like that.
At around 4pm we finally begin around descend off the mountain, on this dangerous dangerous road down, somebody said something that I again don't remember what, and this young chick decides it's time to show off her tits. She just shows her bra, and I guess I said that's not enough, or that I've seen more, but I end up putting the car on speed since I had no ebrake, and we all just start showing off our d1cks, titties, and pvssies.
We get down and I start this trail on which I never was before. We stop at one place, and it's magical. I start making out with this 44 year old, and the young blood decides to climb, and it was like at one moment I see her climbing, and the other moment, I see her falling. She was bleeding a little bit off her knee, had some scuffs and bruises, but overall was alright. We kept on driving more. After an hour of this younger chick falls asleep on the back seat, and that was right before we start going back into the city. So we get it on with the older chick. She's so drunk she can't even stand. I undress her, keep in mind it's like 50 degrees outside, and I keep my clothes on. I end up fvcking her on the drivers seat, while the young chick was asleep on the back. All the while I was looking over at the younger chick and thinking why the fvck was I fvcking this old one. Ewwwwww.
We get down into the city finally, 5:30 pm. Then I drive to a river to wash my tires off. Then we take a nap there. At 9pm I drop off the older woman, and bring the young chick home, tell her let's go inside drink some coffee. I had a flat and couldn't drive her home.
By this time I charge my phone and my friend calls me, asks me to meet him outside. I go outside and I guess he wanted me to tell a magical story too. This girl that he spend the night with had a large marijuana bush which they smoked all night long, listened to music, and fvcked. But for me it was like, ok. So we go inside my place and I introduce him to this young girl.
To make this long story short, we end up driving some more around, and this young chick ends up sleeping over at my place. The next day I drive her straight to her work at Sparta.
End result we end up partying over 48 hours, and I'm over my onitis.
But since I was in my ex's neighborhood and the time was perfect to call her and get her out for sex, 10pm, I went near her house and dialed her like 2 or 3 times. After no answer I went to this bar, restaurant, billiards place called Sparta, my friend works there. We haven't talked with my friend ever since he and his friend ditched us the night we ran from cops, he thinks my company of friends isn't worth him and his little band of druggies. So I order tea, and this guy tells me straight to my face he thinks we shouldn't be friends cuz I suck. Since I usually drink my tea at the bar I take it and go to sit at a table. To be honest, I was on some drugs. So I drink my tea and call my ex again, to no avail, then I call my onitis and invite her to go with me for some crawfish and beer, denied. Then I call this friend of mine, 44 year old friend of a woman I rent my place at, ask her if she wants to go drive someplace. Agrees. I tell her fine, in 20 minutes I'll pick her up. People inside the place already start laughing and giggling, as they saw me call like a robot 3 different numbers, get no answer from first, denied from 2nd, and then bingo from 3rd.
So anyway, as I leave and drive to pick this woman up I get a call from my friend and he apologizes and tell me maybe we should have a chat after his work, and we agree to meet closer to 1am. I then pick this woman up, 44, I'm 30, never had sex before, and I fvcking spill my guts to her about my onitis and how hard it is. I tell her I know all about forgetting, and that I'm tired of forgetting and really wanna just settle on something. We drive to a sea, and then to this one place to see a life bear but they were asleep, and then we take a walk in a park. Then this friend of mine calls me, and he's ready to meet me, so we go to pick him up.
We pick him up and immediately he gets into scuffle with my 44 year old buddy, since he thinks she's a prostitute. I had a history of meeting prostitutes, fvcking them real nice, and then taking them home with me, two hoes in total. So he thought it was a prostitute and plus he didn't approve her age. Somehow we get to center without a fight, to meet my friend's girl, my friend is 30, and his girl is 19. I didn't know at the time, but these two were going through some rough times. So I get them two into my car, and us four drive to this beach, drink and make out there. After we go to a discobar, girls dance, we just sit.
So to recap, both women are drunk, my friend is on drugs and drunk, and I'm just on drugs cuz I was driving.
At 5:30am we decide to go home and I drive this male friend of mine first. As we get close to his place, I don't know what was said and who said it and in who's address, but this guy thinks of women as *****s and of me as a prick and wants to get out of my car and walk home alone. I drive the remaining, and stop near his place. They get out of the car and start arguing. I honestly don't know what was said there, cuz I just don't remember. But in the end my male friend gets his balls punched and goes home, two chicks are very emotional and get into my car, then not far from his place we stop at a bus stop and these two want to fight with me over what I said. Once again Gentlemen, I don't fvcking remember what I said. End result is that I take these two drunk asses ontop of a highest pick in my city to drink more and watch the Sunrise!
So we get to the top, it takes 4x4 to get there, so there is not a soul around, just the 4 of us. Cold as fvck so we sit inside car and drink, they drink and I just keep them company. As always I don't remember what was said, but it was fun, at around 11pm we notice that there is no sun. Day was cloudy, so we decide to go back down and drive around on some mountain trails. You have no idea how hard it is to drive offroad with two drunk b1tches. First of all, by that time, thanks God, one younger chick threw her plastic cup away and was drinking right from the bottle (wine). 2nd one kept her cup and couldn't understand why she can't drink wine out of cup while we drive offroad. As the wine kept spilling away from the cup they begged me to stop and wait while she drinks it, and then somehow that younger b1tch kept adding more to the cup.
The young girl was on heels, but it didn't stop her from running around the forest, sure she fell down on her ass, and looked like a pig after a while, but this girl was persistent. At one point she goes to a bathroom into the woods, comes back and tell us how beautiful it is, so we all go walking through this forest, leaves are yellow and falling down, it was way beautiful. Then she tells us let's go all the way down off the mountain, we ran after her and tell her to stop, it's 1 mile down. I end up hauling that ass back into the vehicle. There was many many many more moments like that.
At around 4pm we finally begin around descend off the mountain, on this dangerous dangerous road down, somebody said something that I again don't remember what, and this young chick decides it's time to show off her tits. She just shows her bra, and I guess I said that's not enough, or that I've seen more, but I end up putting the car on speed since I had no ebrake, and we all just start showing off our d1cks, titties, and pvssies.
We get down and I start this trail on which I never was before. We stop at one place, and it's magical. I start making out with this 44 year old, and the young blood decides to climb, and it was like at one moment I see her climbing, and the other moment, I see her falling. She was bleeding a little bit off her knee, had some scuffs and bruises, but overall was alright. We kept on driving more. After an hour of this younger chick falls asleep on the back seat, and that was right before we start going back into the city. So we get it on with the older chick. She's so drunk she can't even stand. I undress her, keep in mind it's like 50 degrees outside, and I keep my clothes on. I end up fvcking her on the drivers seat, while the young chick was asleep on the back. All the while I was looking over at the younger chick and thinking why the fvck was I fvcking this old one. Ewwwwww.
We get down into the city finally, 5:30 pm. Then I drive to a river to wash my tires off. Then we take a nap there. At 9pm I drop off the older woman, and bring the young chick home, tell her let's go inside drink some coffee. I had a flat and couldn't drive her home.
By this time I charge my phone and my friend calls me, asks me to meet him outside. I go outside and I guess he wanted me to tell a magical story too. This girl that he spend the night with had a large marijuana bush which they smoked all night long, listened to music, and fvcked. But for me it was like, ok. So we go inside my place and I introduce him to this young girl.
To make this long story short, we end up driving some more around, and this young chick ends up sleeping over at my place. The next day I drive her straight to her work at Sparta.
End result we end up partying over 48 hours, and I'm over my onitis.
