Spiky
Don Juan
Tug Of War is by far the most exciting aspect of DJing for me.
7am yesterday morning:
After a quick phone call and the 3 S's (****, Shave and Shower) i find myself walking down the road to a FBs house, confident that i can at least get some head before lunch. Unfortunately, its not so easy. As i turn into HBTugs driveway a car parks and a tall union player from a local private school gets out. I know him... he gets laid alot. We acknowledge each other with a smile and a handshake.
Me: 'Hey man, wats up?'
Him: 'Not much bro, what are you doing here?'
Me: 'I live just down the road man, no air-con so im
hanging at HBTugs house for the morning, what
about you?'
Him: ' Haha, Same story'
Its on, i know HBTugs is up for it this morning and one of us is going to get laid so i sure as hell wanna make sure its me.
We walk in HBTugs house and shes in the shower so while he watches the TV i get myself some cereal and a beer from her fridge.
We're both watching TV and drinking by the time she gets out the shower. She walks in and its game on.
This kind of situation is Tug Of War. You have a girl whos ready for sex, you have competing guys (neither of whom are AFCs) and only one of you is goin to get laid.
Tug Of War is difficult for several reasons:
1. If you look needy or insecure you instantly lose.
2. If you look upset or jealous of how she acts around your competition you lose.
3. In most circumstances if you try to overtly AMOG you lose.
4. If you walk out the room for too long and leave your competition with the girl you lose.
...... the list goes on.
Basically your walking a very fine line and if you stuff up once your likely to go home alone. Luckliy there are a few stratagies i often use.
A. DO NOT GET PHASED OUT.
*HBTugs is on the couch with my competition. Im on a nearby beanbag and hes pulling her in a joking around with her physically. She looks at me and i wink, totally indifferent to what shes doing with the guy. We make EC for a few seconds and then i close my eyes and lean back like im so bored im taking a nap. Her attention goes from him to me.
Tugs: Whats wrong spiky? Are you tired?
Me: Im attention starved (joking), come smuggle with me
*I hold out my arms and she gets up and leans against me, i start tickling her.
*AMOG sees he's losing the girl
AMOG: I'm thirsty tugs, go get me a drink
Me: In a sec man shes busy.
B. BE INDIFFERENT IF YOU START LOSING.
Later on i take a potty stop and when i come back Tugs and AMOG are practically making out. Hes joking about her giving him head and shes saying 'not in front of spiky'. Unphased i pour us all rum from her cuboard and hand it to them, forcing them to stop and take the glasses. I sit down next to Tugs and put on the TV like they wernt doing anything together. I tell Tugs to rub my back because im feeling sore now.
Note: If you actually lose, accept that you lost, theres always another time.
C. BE PERSISTANT.
This guy has better game than me but no matter what happens, i always interupt before he can make it a done deal. I can tell he's frustrated but he cant say anything because if he does he will instantly lose the girl. On the surface we appear like best friends but we both know whats really going on. HBTugs has no idea.
Its about 9am and shes getting more flirty. I know that shes worked up and in a horny mood because shes jumping on both of us and getting us to touch her boobs.
D. DO WHAT IT TAKES.
Knowing im gonna lose if i dont do something, and having a head for liquor, i challenge AMOG to a swigging competion. We get the bottle of rum and start exchanging swigs. I take smaller swigs than him and after about 8 swigs i give up and say he wins. He stumbles back to the couch quite drunk, but i can handle rum better than him so i sit with Tugs and smuggle with her.
Within 10 minutes hes goes to take a potty stop so i grab Tugs and start pashing her. By the time he gets back im dryhumping her so he just goes to sleep. We go upstairs and the rest is a done deal. We order pizza and then i leave at about 1 while he sleeps off the rum in her living room.
7am yesterday morning:
After a quick phone call and the 3 S's (****, Shave and Shower) i find myself walking down the road to a FBs house, confident that i can at least get some head before lunch. Unfortunately, its not so easy. As i turn into HBTugs driveway a car parks and a tall union player from a local private school gets out. I know him... he gets laid alot. We acknowledge each other with a smile and a handshake.
Me: 'Hey man, wats up?'
Him: 'Not much bro, what are you doing here?'
Me: 'I live just down the road man, no air-con so im
hanging at HBTugs house for the morning, what
about you?'
Him: ' Haha, Same story'
Its on, i know HBTugs is up for it this morning and one of us is going to get laid so i sure as hell wanna make sure its me.
We walk in HBTugs house and shes in the shower so while he watches the TV i get myself some cereal and a beer from her fridge.
We're both watching TV and drinking by the time she gets out the shower. She walks in and its game on.
This kind of situation is Tug Of War. You have a girl whos ready for sex, you have competing guys (neither of whom are AFCs) and only one of you is goin to get laid.
Tug Of War is difficult for several reasons:
1. If you look needy or insecure you instantly lose.
2. If you look upset or jealous of how she acts around your competition you lose.
3. In most circumstances if you try to overtly AMOG you lose.
4. If you walk out the room for too long and leave your competition with the girl you lose.
...... the list goes on.
Basically your walking a very fine line and if you stuff up once your likely to go home alone. Luckliy there are a few stratagies i often use.
A. DO NOT GET PHASED OUT.
*HBTugs is on the couch with my competition. Im on a nearby beanbag and hes pulling her in a joking around with her physically. She looks at me and i wink, totally indifferent to what shes doing with the guy. We make EC for a few seconds and then i close my eyes and lean back like im so bored im taking a nap. Her attention goes from him to me.
Tugs: Whats wrong spiky? Are you tired?
Me: Im attention starved (joking), come smuggle with me
*I hold out my arms and she gets up and leans against me, i start tickling her.
*AMOG sees he's losing the girl
AMOG: I'm thirsty tugs, go get me a drink
Me: In a sec man shes busy.
B. BE INDIFFERENT IF YOU START LOSING.
Later on i take a potty stop and when i come back Tugs and AMOG are practically making out. Hes joking about her giving him head and shes saying 'not in front of spiky'. Unphased i pour us all rum from her cuboard and hand it to them, forcing them to stop and take the glasses. I sit down next to Tugs and put on the TV like they wernt doing anything together. I tell Tugs to rub my back because im feeling sore now.
Note: If you actually lose, accept that you lost, theres always another time.
C. BE PERSISTANT.
This guy has better game than me but no matter what happens, i always interupt before he can make it a done deal. I can tell he's frustrated but he cant say anything because if he does he will instantly lose the girl. On the surface we appear like best friends but we both know whats really going on. HBTugs has no idea.
Its about 9am and shes getting more flirty. I know that shes worked up and in a horny mood because shes jumping on both of us and getting us to touch her boobs.
D. DO WHAT IT TAKES.
Knowing im gonna lose if i dont do something, and having a head for liquor, i challenge AMOG to a swigging competion. We get the bottle of rum and start exchanging swigs. I take smaller swigs than him and after about 8 swigs i give up and say he wins. He stumbles back to the couch quite drunk, but i can handle rum better than him so i sit with Tugs and smuggle with her.
Within 10 minutes hes goes to take a potty stop so i grab Tugs and start pashing her. By the time he gets back im dryhumping her so he just goes to sleep. We go upstairs and the rest is a done deal. We order pizza and then i leave at about 1 while he sleeps off the rum in her living room.