this is my first FR, so feel free to throw me some pointers on how to write better ones.
friday: i went to watch harold and kumar (which was awesome btw) with 2 buddies of mine. we find the line to be huuuge and we end up having to get tickets for the 12:50am (basically saturday morning) showing because everything is sold out. deciding to get good seats and because we are lazy we figure we'll just wait in front of the theatre so we can get first choice of where to sit once we are let inside.
a little while later a group comes behind us, liek 3 guys and 3 girls (HB 7, 7.5, and like HB4). a friend of mine finds a common interest in hockey with of the guys in the group (both had sharks sweaters on). anyhow i jump in and concentrate mainly on talking to the guys, ignoring hte chicks completely except the ugly one. topic of smoking and the movie comes up, and they decide to smoke us out. which was awesome. i totally start gaming on the hotter of the two 7s. and i dont exactly remember much but i did use a super cheesy pick up line for fun. like "are you from jamaica? cuz ja makin me crazy" which she ottally laughed at.
and then told me she was cold. and i asked her if she was acutally cold or if she just wanted me to put my arm around her. she said "both" (which i hate, because everytime i use they line, they ALWAYS say that)
in the theatre, it was totally gravy, while h and k isnt the greatest movie to hook up in because comedy totally kills the romantic/sensual feeling, it was still relatively easy. as i had my arm around the whole time it wasnt that hard to start making out about halfway into the movie. ended the night with her number. which i doubt ill ever call becauyse she's kinda dumb. lol.
saturday afternoon: this was at work. i was talking to my co worker who was working registers while i was just hiding out from the manager when these 2 girls came up. an hb4-ish and an hb8. while 4 is being rung up i start talking to 8. the convo went something like this:
8: so do you like working here?
me: not exactly, i do get to hit on girls all day though
8: *laughs, thats cool i guess?
me: yeah, dont worry, im not hitting on you right now though, but then again maybe i am
co-worker (female): smooth venser, smooth
me: yeah i know right? take back the coffee because theres too much cream! (lol)
8: *laughs
4 finishes buying her stuff and 8 hands over somehting to my co worker.
as 8 is paying with a credit card, i ask her for id.
me: ok thanks *reads her id* hb8, how about a number to go with the name
8: writes it down for me on a sticky pad thing i give her.
i threw away this number too though, because she wasnt ltr material and shed prob be too much work to fvck
sat night: i go to the only club i can get into( i am not 21) without going with girls(my friend is a bouncer, lol). while in line, i split up from my friends and go up to this really slutty looking hb9 whose making a phone call. and i get about 2 words in when i realize shes married (ring). lol. the something cool happens: i turn around to some commotion, and i realzie my friends have gotten into an arguement with some drunk guy and his friends in line. (i love fights). pushing ensues, and it pretty much gets into a short brawl with a few punches thrown. and while i really wanted to join in (becuase i love fights) i knew it was about to broken up by secuirtiy and i used this as an oppertunity to build up some social proof. i go over and break up the trouble, yelling about how we really dont need trouble, and pushing everyone away from eachtoher. this totally catches every girls attention and i can alreayd tell they all want to bang me now lol.
inside, gaming is even easier than it noramlly is, and i find an hb 9 and her friend to do shots with me and my wing. my wing takes hb9's frined away while 9 and me talk.
greatest part: drunk guy now comes up to me and he's now even more drunk and he's totally angry and like just mad as hell. he says somehting like "you think you hot sutff dont you?" 9 is a little scared and kinda like hides behind me sorta. i tell him to back off, and how i dont want toruble. he threatens me some more, and then pushes me. to which i sock him, and being that he's drunk nad has bad balance he winds up on the floor. i dont want to seem violent so i give him a hand and help him up. obviously the 9 is now totally wet for me ( and probably everyone else who watched). lol
rest is history, i take 9 back to my apartment, and bone her silly (to usher, lol). she left my house this afternoon at like 2? she ate breakfast with me and my roomies. she told me to call her, but once again, i dont think i will. shes not ltr material, and physcially ive already conquered her.. lol.
anwyays, thats my weekend. pretty fun stuff. definately one of my better ones. though my search for a LTR girl continues.
leave comments/questions, anything. also i would love to hear input on how to improve my FR. i feel tehre may be alot of irrlevant info in here and it would help if you guys helped me cut out stuff you dont need to hear so that its faster to type all this.
friday: i went to watch harold and kumar (which was awesome btw) with 2 buddies of mine. we find the line to be huuuge and we end up having to get tickets for the 12:50am (basically saturday morning) showing because everything is sold out. deciding to get good seats and because we are lazy we figure we'll just wait in front of the theatre so we can get first choice of where to sit once we are let inside.
a little while later a group comes behind us, liek 3 guys and 3 girls (HB 7, 7.5, and like HB4). a friend of mine finds a common interest in hockey with of the guys in the group (both had sharks sweaters on). anyhow i jump in and concentrate mainly on talking to the guys, ignoring hte chicks completely except the ugly one. topic of smoking and the movie comes up, and they decide to smoke us out. which was awesome. i totally start gaming on the hotter of the two 7s. and i dont exactly remember much but i did use a super cheesy pick up line for fun. like "are you from jamaica? cuz ja makin me crazy" which she ottally laughed at.
and then told me she was cold. and i asked her if she was acutally cold or if she just wanted me to put my arm around her. she said "both" (which i hate, because everytime i use they line, they ALWAYS say that)
in the theatre, it was totally gravy, while h and k isnt the greatest movie to hook up in because comedy totally kills the romantic/sensual feeling, it was still relatively easy. as i had my arm around the whole time it wasnt that hard to start making out about halfway into the movie. ended the night with her number. which i doubt ill ever call becauyse she's kinda dumb. lol.
saturday afternoon: this was at work. i was talking to my co worker who was working registers while i was just hiding out from the manager when these 2 girls came up. an hb4-ish and an hb8. while 4 is being rung up i start talking to 8. the convo went something like this:
8: so do you like working here?
me: not exactly, i do get to hit on girls all day though
8: *laughs, thats cool i guess?
me: yeah, dont worry, im not hitting on you right now though, but then again maybe i am
co-worker (female): smooth venser, smooth
me: yeah i know right? take back the coffee because theres too much cream! (lol)
8: *laughs
4 finishes buying her stuff and 8 hands over somehting to my co worker.
as 8 is paying with a credit card, i ask her for id.
me: ok thanks *reads her id* hb8, how about a number to go with the name
8: writes it down for me on a sticky pad thing i give her.
i threw away this number too though, because she wasnt ltr material and shed prob be too much work to fvck
sat night: i go to the only club i can get into( i am not 21) without going with girls(my friend is a bouncer, lol). while in line, i split up from my friends and go up to this really slutty looking hb9 whose making a phone call. and i get about 2 words in when i realize shes married (ring). lol. the something cool happens: i turn around to some commotion, and i realzie my friends have gotten into an arguement with some drunk guy and his friends in line. (i love fights). pushing ensues, and it pretty much gets into a short brawl with a few punches thrown. and while i really wanted to join in (becuase i love fights) i knew it was about to broken up by secuirtiy and i used this as an oppertunity to build up some social proof. i go over and break up the trouble, yelling about how we really dont need trouble, and pushing everyone away from eachtoher. this totally catches every girls attention and i can alreayd tell they all want to bang me now lol.
inside, gaming is even easier than it noramlly is, and i find an hb 9 and her friend to do shots with me and my wing. my wing takes hb9's frined away while 9 and me talk.
greatest part: drunk guy now comes up to me and he's now even more drunk and he's totally angry and like just mad as hell. he says somehting like "you think you hot sutff dont you?" 9 is a little scared and kinda like hides behind me sorta. i tell him to back off, and how i dont want toruble. he threatens me some more, and then pushes me. to which i sock him, and being that he's drunk nad has bad balance he winds up on the floor. i dont want to seem violent so i give him a hand and help him up. obviously the 9 is now totally wet for me ( and probably everyone else who watched). lol
rest is history, i take 9 back to my apartment, and bone her silly (to usher, lol). she left my house this afternoon at like 2? she ate breakfast with me and my roomies. she told me to call her, but once again, i dont think i will. shes not ltr material, and physcially ive already conquered her.. lol.
anwyays, thats my weekend. pretty fun stuff. definately one of my better ones. though my search for a LTR girl continues.
leave comments/questions, anything. also i would love to hear input on how to improve my FR. i feel tehre may be alot of irrlevant info in here and it would help if you guys helped me cut out stuff you dont need to hear so that its faster to type all this.
