TheException
Master Don Juan
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Its common belief that its extremely hard to take home a chick in 34.2 seconds. Men usually think it takes hours of time together and rapport building so that she is "comfortable enough".
One buddy and myself went out to the college bars here on campus. I never go out with intentions besides just trying to have fun. We were smacking on beers + cigarrettes(only smoke when im drunk) and playing all sorts of games. I played fvcking darts lol, i never played that sh1t before in my life. It gets to about 1:00am and we head to the most popular bar on campus. There is a big dancefloor there and its pretty much where you go late at night when you trying to "find someone". I was coming out of the bathroom at 1:45(15mins until closing) and literally got grabbed by a girl who was there for her 21st birthday.
HB7: Hey dance with my friend.
HB8: haha hey sorry, shes really drunk. Its her 21st.
Me: Well there....happy birthday.
Then HB8 immediately starts talking about the usual mundane conversation sh1t(school, major, etc). At one point I just grabbed her and said "We're dancing". I go for makeout and get it in about 5 mins. Lights come on and HB8 says to her friends(not even to me): "Hey...hes coming home with us". Word lol?
So we are walking home to her house. There is 5 people in the group including me, HB7, HB8, HB5 and some other dude. On the walk home HB8 literally is trying to kiss me every 5 seconds and bites the sh1t out of my lip everytime(in a good way) but i make sure to "scold her" for it. THIS GIRL WONT KEEP OFF ME...SHES LITERALLY SEXUALLY ESCALATING....AND I RESIST. HER HAMSTER GOES SPINNING AND MAKES HER ESCALATE EVEN HARDER. I just keep deflecting by saying things like "Hey knock it off, we re in public here lady", "Your going to have to wait for it", etc.
Get to her house and I go take a p1ss then get right to work. Both fully naked and she goes down and gives great fvcking head....its a lost art...truly. Girls are so high on the pedestal today, they think its "beneath them"....but fully expect you to go down on them. Girl gets on top and literally grinds my d1ck without putting it in, and she says:
HB8: I hope you dont mind waiting to have sex...Im a christian.
Me: Nope not at all...im a virgin and suuppperrr scared anyways.
I turn the TV on and start watching TV....while shes literally still on top of me. She continues to kiss me and "hump me". Next thing you know shes starting to whisper:
HB8: Oh my god your d1ck feels so good.
Me: It feels even better on the inside...
HB8: I want you so bad......butttt i just cant.
No problem, more TV for me....play this little back and forth for about 10 mins until she just shoves it in rawdog. Whatever, probably a bad idea and my condom is literally 3 inches away in my wallet.....but that sh1t feels good so fvck it lol. I finish and bust my load right on her....she loves it. Cuddle for a bit as she talks about bl0wjobs and how she cant understand how women dont love doing it....find out she swallows....ummm keeper lol? Got her number at the bar, so she definitely will be hearing from me again...but to point out the lessons....
1.) It can take 2 hours or 5 minutes...if a girl wants to fvck you...shes going to fvck you.
2.) Classic ASD. Just agree with her and do something else....its drives them nuts. Allows you to easily plow.
3.) Religion is not an excuse. We had a conversation about it while cuddling and she is legit religious but it "just happened" tonight.
4.) I could hypothesize that she probably just got off her period and was looking for a super alpha to "just fvck". She was SURPRISINGLY TIGHT for how forward and aggressive she was. Sometimes it just takes the right guy to bring it out of a girl. They ALL WANT THE D....be the right man and give it to them.
One buddy and myself went out to the college bars here on campus. I never go out with intentions besides just trying to have fun. We were smacking on beers + cigarrettes(only smoke when im drunk) and playing all sorts of games. I played fvcking darts lol, i never played that sh1t before in my life. It gets to about 1:00am and we head to the most popular bar on campus. There is a big dancefloor there and its pretty much where you go late at night when you trying to "find someone". I was coming out of the bathroom at 1:45(15mins until closing) and literally got grabbed by a girl who was there for her 21st birthday.
HB7: Hey dance with my friend.
HB8: haha hey sorry, shes really drunk. Its her 21st.
Me: Well there....happy birthday.
Then HB8 immediately starts talking about the usual mundane conversation sh1t(school, major, etc). At one point I just grabbed her and said "We're dancing". I go for makeout and get it in about 5 mins. Lights come on and HB8 says to her friends(not even to me): "Hey...hes coming home with us". Word lol?
So we are walking home to her house. There is 5 people in the group including me, HB7, HB8, HB5 and some other dude. On the walk home HB8 literally is trying to kiss me every 5 seconds and bites the sh1t out of my lip everytime(in a good way) but i make sure to "scold her" for it. THIS GIRL WONT KEEP OFF ME...SHES LITERALLY SEXUALLY ESCALATING....AND I RESIST. HER HAMSTER GOES SPINNING AND MAKES HER ESCALATE EVEN HARDER. I just keep deflecting by saying things like "Hey knock it off, we re in public here lady", "Your going to have to wait for it", etc.
Get to her house and I go take a p1ss then get right to work. Both fully naked and she goes down and gives great fvcking head....its a lost art...truly. Girls are so high on the pedestal today, they think its "beneath them"....but fully expect you to go down on them. Girl gets on top and literally grinds my d1ck without putting it in, and she says:
HB8: I hope you dont mind waiting to have sex...Im a christian.
Me: Nope not at all...im a virgin and suuppperrr scared anyways.
I turn the TV on and start watching TV....while shes literally still on top of me. She continues to kiss me and "hump me". Next thing you know shes starting to whisper:
HB8: Oh my god your d1ck feels so good.
Me: It feels even better on the inside...
HB8: I want you so bad......butttt i just cant.
No problem, more TV for me....play this little back and forth for about 10 mins until she just shoves it in rawdog. Whatever, probably a bad idea and my condom is literally 3 inches away in my wallet.....but that sh1t feels good so fvck it lol. I finish and bust my load right on her....she loves it. Cuddle for a bit as she talks about bl0wjobs and how she cant understand how women dont love doing it....find out she swallows....ummm keeper lol? Got her number at the bar, so she definitely will be hearing from me again...but to point out the lessons....
1.) It can take 2 hours or 5 minutes...if a girl wants to fvck you...shes going to fvck you.
2.) Classic ASD. Just agree with her and do something else....its drives them nuts. Allows you to easily plow.
3.) Religion is not an excuse. We had a conversation about it while cuddling and she is legit religious but it "just happened" tonight.
4.) I could hypothesize that she probably just got off her period and was looking for a super alpha to "just fvck". She was SURPRISINGLY TIGHT for how forward and aggressive she was. Sometimes it just takes the right guy to bring it out of a girl. They ALL WANT THE D....be the right man and give it to them.