I had a cold yesterday and ran out of cold medicine so I decided to run the store at about 4-5pm.
The store is only like 5 minutes from my house. I stop at this long as$ red light and am totally zoned out just staring straight ahead. A black car pulls next to me with two girls I didn't even bother to look at. I have my window fully down it's really nice out and I hear a girl make a weird noise to get my attention. I look and this girl says "HEY!!!" I just smile like I said I was feeling like sh!t and had no energy. She makes another noise to get my attention and she has this rainbow colored lollipop and is pretending like it's a ****.
I am in complete shock and just start laughing and tell the girls in my congested voice to come here. We're like a half a block from the store. Obviously, these two girls follow.
Me: Whats your names?
HB: Blah, blah.
Me: What are you girls doing?
HB: Nothing.. we're really bored.
Me: It looks like it.. Thats too bad. If I didn't feel like crap we could have some fun.
HB: Your voice sounds sexy like that!
Me: *laughs* yeah
Me: Do you live around here?
HB: Yeah, we live.. blah blah.
Me: You should give me your numbers and we can have some fun when I am feeling better.
HB: 1234567;1234567.
The girl riding shot gun gives me a hug and tells me to call her anytime.
I text one of the filthy little girls today with "Okay, I am feeling better why don't you come over? I'm sure you're bored.."
10 seconds later she is ringing me up asking for directions.
She comes to the door looking really good in shorts I ask her if she wants to chill here or go out and she says its up to me.. I say lets just chill here and watch TV. I obviously, escalate it and end up banging this girl.
I was telling one of my friends yesterday the story about the # close and he said I was hallucinating off the cough medicine and was delusional.
L777 - Need not reply - you're not even on the same atmosphere as me bud.
The store is only like 5 minutes from my house. I stop at this long as$ red light and am totally zoned out just staring straight ahead. A black car pulls next to me with two girls I didn't even bother to look at. I have my window fully down it's really nice out and I hear a girl make a weird noise to get my attention. I look and this girl says "HEY!!!" I just smile like I said I was feeling like sh!t and had no energy. She makes another noise to get my attention and she has this rainbow colored lollipop and is pretending like it's a ****.
I am in complete shock and just start laughing and tell the girls in my congested voice to come here. We're like a half a block from the store. Obviously, these two girls follow.
Me: Whats your names?
HB: Blah, blah.
Me: What are you girls doing?
HB: Nothing.. we're really bored.
Me: It looks like it.. Thats too bad. If I didn't feel like crap we could have some fun.
HB: Your voice sounds sexy like that!
Me: *laughs* yeah
Me: Do you live around here?
HB: Yeah, we live.. blah blah.
Me: You should give me your numbers and we can have some fun when I am feeling better.
HB: 1234567;1234567.
The girl riding shot gun gives me a hug and tells me to call her anytime.
I text one of the filthy little girls today with "Okay, I am feeling better why don't you come over? I'm sure you're bored.."
10 seconds later she is ringing me up asking for directions.
She comes to the door looking really good in shorts I ask her if she wants to chill here or go out and she says its up to me.. I say lets just chill here and watch TV. I obviously, escalate it and end up banging this girl.
I was telling one of my friends yesterday the story about the # close and he said I was hallucinating off the cough medicine and was delusional.
L777 - Need not reply - you're not even on the same atmosphere as me bud.
