backbreaker
Master Don Juan
Okay, I get a call today, from some friends that I don't see often asking me did I want to go out. It was raining like crazy so for a while I said no, but then it cleared up so I decided to go ahead.
It was supposed to be 5 of us but when it was all said and done it was 3. Everyone met at my place and I drove.
It was me, an older guy we will called G and a younger guy we will call N. Well, G is 27, N is 20. I didn't know this at the time.
I had planned on going to the sports bar, so I asked everyone how old they were.. N says "old enough". So I am like, okay cool, so we pull out our DL's when we get there and I am just not getting a good vibe from him already. he is asking questions like "what is the food like in here?".. uh... it's a sportsbar, every sports bar in america has the same menu. So it turns out he is 20. So we drove all the way across town, when Hooters was actually closer and he could have gotten in there. I am not happy , but at this poitn I am not going to let it ruin my night.
So we got the bright idea to go to the Strip club.. you just have to be 18 to get in there. So I pay his way in, and give him some tip money, just to let him have a good time. The entire time he is just really uptight adn I am trying to get him to losten up, because I can't truely have a good time with people if they aren't having fun (why I do things on my own more times than not, this is no different)
Now, I don't go to the Strip club every night, but I make an occusional stop, maybe 3 or 4 times a month, haven't in like 2 months however, but most of the people know me there.
There is this ONE dancer who flirts like crazy with me. Like, for free. So I walk in the door and she calls me over to teh stage, and just puts her tounge in my ear. So I am like, okay. So she comes and sits with me when we get off stage, and I just shoot it to her, because I know she is just a freak, and I tell her, basically, we need to hook up. To kinda my amazement, she puts her tounge down my throat, grabs me phone and puts her name, her real name and her phone number in my phone and told me to call her when her shift was over.
Anyway, so that was nice.. so I am going back home to take them to their cars so I can meet up with this chick and get some ass, and I realize why this guy is so uptight.. he is a born againer. He literarly starts preaching to me in the car about how having sex outside of marriage is wrong and how I am going to hell. There was a guy sitting to him in the Strip club that I guess was into religion alot as well and I guess they were sharing ideas about how everyone in here was wrong.. execpt them of course.
Mind you, I gave him about 60 dollars which he spent on tips and lap dances.
I bought one lapdance the entire night, not even from the chick I ended up screwing (later), just drinks and not too many of them.
So I was like dude, no one pointed a gun to your head and made you pay a 35 dollar, or better yet, made ME pay a 35 dollar enterence fee for you to see tits and ass. No one made you go to the VIP section to get feeled up by naked women.
He said everythign happens for a reason. I was like yeah, you and the guy you were with the entire night were there because you both wanted to see some ass, end of discussion
Then he tries to say how the girl that I was going to end up scrwing was "high mileage".. I was like, dude, how do you know? And even if she is, what makes you think I don't know, or give a damn? I'm not trying ot marry her, she's married, and only works one night a week, just for fun (I said it wasn't about the money)
So I said, dude you are trying to tell me you wouldn't have ****ed the girl who gave you a lapdance? He was like "man, I don't know that's different"... I just laughed.
I am an atheist, and I have nothing against christanity, I was for 18 years. But he is part of the problem. People like him view people like me as evil and bad, but yet nothing they can ever do is bad or evil, when in reality, no one really knows jack **** when it's all said and done.
Anyway on a lighter note, when she got off, called her, and I was actually suprised she said she was waiting on me to call. She is extremely hot, at least to me, 31, long red hair, skinny, long legs.. she's at least 6 feet without shoes. So I give her directions and she comes over, and we do our thing.. it was... for lack of a better word, great. We are supposed to be meeting up sometime monday afternoon for a second session.. and no I didn't pay for anything (not that that's wrong or anything, whatever floats your boat). Even though I could tell she liked me in some sense, I honeslty didtn' think it was going to go though, i was like, whatever, let's see what happens.. simply because I know how strippers think.. a girl will give you any fantasy, key word, in side the club, but when it's all said and done, it's just that. But she told me she thought i was cute and she liked talking to me and she was very horney because her husband doesn't have sex with her anymore.
PS- Detriot Lions have to bet he worse franchise on the face of the earth.
It was supposed to be 5 of us but when it was all said and done it was 3. Everyone met at my place and I drove.
It was me, an older guy we will called G and a younger guy we will call N. Well, G is 27, N is 20. I didn't know this at the time.
I had planned on going to the sports bar, so I asked everyone how old they were.. N says "old enough". So I am like, okay cool, so we pull out our DL's when we get there and I am just not getting a good vibe from him already. he is asking questions like "what is the food like in here?".. uh... it's a sportsbar, every sports bar in america has the same menu. So it turns out he is 20. So we drove all the way across town, when Hooters was actually closer and he could have gotten in there. I am not happy , but at this poitn I am not going to let it ruin my night.
So we got the bright idea to go to the Strip club.. you just have to be 18 to get in there. So I pay his way in, and give him some tip money, just to let him have a good time. The entire time he is just really uptight adn I am trying to get him to losten up, because I can't truely have a good time with people if they aren't having fun (why I do things on my own more times than not, this is no different)
Now, I don't go to the Strip club every night, but I make an occusional stop, maybe 3 or 4 times a month, haven't in like 2 months however, but most of the people know me there.
There is this ONE dancer who flirts like crazy with me. Like, for free. So I walk in the door and she calls me over to teh stage, and just puts her tounge in my ear. So I am like, okay. So she comes and sits with me when we get off stage, and I just shoot it to her, because I know she is just a freak, and I tell her, basically, we need to hook up. To kinda my amazement, she puts her tounge down my throat, grabs me phone and puts her name, her real name and her phone number in my phone and told me to call her when her shift was over.
Anyway, so that was nice.. so I am going back home to take them to their cars so I can meet up with this chick and get some ass, and I realize why this guy is so uptight.. he is a born againer. He literarly starts preaching to me in the car about how having sex outside of marriage is wrong and how I am going to hell. There was a guy sitting to him in the Strip club that I guess was into religion alot as well and I guess they were sharing ideas about how everyone in here was wrong.. execpt them of course.
Mind you, I gave him about 60 dollars which he spent on tips and lap dances.
I bought one lapdance the entire night, not even from the chick I ended up screwing (later), just drinks and not too many of them.
So I was like dude, no one pointed a gun to your head and made you pay a 35 dollar, or better yet, made ME pay a 35 dollar enterence fee for you to see tits and ass. No one made you go to the VIP section to get feeled up by naked women.
He said everythign happens for a reason. I was like yeah, you and the guy you were with the entire night were there because you both wanted to see some ass, end of discussion
Then he tries to say how the girl that I was going to end up scrwing was "high mileage".. I was like, dude, how do you know? And even if she is, what makes you think I don't know, or give a damn? I'm not trying ot marry her, she's married, and only works one night a week, just for fun (I said it wasn't about the money)
So I said, dude you are trying to tell me you wouldn't have ****ed the girl who gave you a lapdance? He was like "man, I don't know that's different"... I just laughed.
I am an atheist, and I have nothing against christanity, I was for 18 years. But he is part of the problem. People like him view people like me as evil and bad, but yet nothing they can ever do is bad or evil, when in reality, no one really knows jack **** when it's all said and done.
Anyway on a lighter note, when she got off, called her, and I was actually suprised she said she was waiting on me to call. She is extremely hot, at least to me, 31, long red hair, skinny, long legs.. she's at least 6 feet without shoes. So I give her directions and she comes over, and we do our thing.. it was... for lack of a better word, great. We are supposed to be meeting up sometime monday afternoon for a second session.. and no I didn't pay for anything (not that that's wrong or anything, whatever floats your boat). Even though I could tell she liked me in some sense, I honeslty didtn' think it was going to go though, i was like, whatever, let's see what happens.. simply because I know how strippers think.. a girl will give you any fantasy, key word, in side the club, but when it's all said and done, it's just that. But she told me she thought i was cute and she liked talking to me and she was very horney because her husband doesn't have sex with her anymore.
PS- Detriot Lions have to bet he worse franchise on the face of the earth.