"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Chris312 said:
LISTEN YOU ILLETERATE **** SUCKER, I DIDNT HIT HER I TOOK HER DOWN. **** YOU.
Troll or not this is hilarious
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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sandman6991

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Society's double-standard really disgusting. She assaults him for no reason, and when he teaches the ***** a lesson, security gets on HIM. Girls shouldn't get a free pass to slap any guy they want to, no matter how creepy the guy may be.
 

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This reminded me of the scene from "American Psycho" when the girl touches his face and he says "YOU FVCKING B%!%!%" and punches her.

:crackup: :crackup:
 

Ice882

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I Didn't Hit Her, I Took Her Down!!!!

Cut To Ronnie, Jersey Shore: That's One Shot Kid, That's One Shot!


Hahahahahahahahahah
 

CarlitosWay

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Damn so this is where the rage came from that made you start that other thread LOL hilarious.

Anyways.....Good you're aggressive how about channeling that energy a bit better eh?
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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shaunuk

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I hate being a d1ck to people on internet forums, but. . .

"I'm in the Mood" - mate, I know you mean well, but that advice was complete rubbish. Stop giving people advice based on stuff you're reading in "pick up" books. Disarmer this, High value that. Chances are, if you get slapped, you probably did something wrong, and you should give up and stop trying to be a smooth playa.
 

Ken785

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underoath777 said:
Wtf is wrong with you?

You NEVER hit a woman.
I wouldn't say never.

If I ever come across a ghetto hood rat chick that was all in my face yelling at me and talking trash, while shaking her head from left to right and pointing her finger at me and tries to chase after me with a knife... then you can bet, the b1tch is gonna get a beat down UFC style.
 

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There's NO WAY this shizz can be real! If so, this guy needs more help than ANY of us can give him, collectively or otherwise!
 

cablecow15

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Id have retaliated in some way in that situation , but did you ever stop to think that maybe she did pay for it ? maybe she had chemo and wears a wig. When i was in highschool i knew a girl like that and i bet if i said that to her i def woulda got my azz slapped. Regardless the best you could have gotten with that line is a confused face.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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