"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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FR: Shy girl turned slut!

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Rex Man

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I don't know what kind of bad blood you got on this forum skip, but all I got to say is good fcuking work :yes: .

Your sh!t smells authentic. Less than I can say for half the KBJ's here. Your fine by me.

PS. Although I was a tad disturbed by the extraneous compliments of her brother :whistle:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Uhh.. be careful. When they protest, it can be considered rape (seriously).. From what you told me, she said no, and you went past her protesting.
 
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Rex Man said:
I don't know what kind of bad blood you got on this forum skip, but all I got to say is good fcuking work :yes: .

Your sh!t smells authentic. Less than I can say for half the KBJ's here. Your fine by me.

PS. Although I was a tad disturbed by the extraneous compliments of her brother :whistle:

sorry Rex, the brother compliments was by a troll whos pretending to be me, my sn is "skip to my lou 781" while his is "skip_to_my_lou_781" or some shyt........the guy is a ****er with no life
 
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Uhh.. be careful. When they protest, it can be considered rape (seriously).. From what you told me, she said no, and you went past her protesting.
hmm see for some reason i never think about things like that lol, what prove would she have?
 

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skip to my lou 781 said:
hmm see for some reason i never think about things like that lol, what prove would she have?
You posted testimony to a public website.

Proof or no proof aside, we each have to live with how we treat others. Your values, you do the math.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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ER!C L!VE

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I did something very similar on Myspace about 1.5 years ago.

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=56406&highlight=ER!C+L!VE

FR: HByounglatino

Met her on myspace. I added her, she chatted with me for a few days and then I asked her out and she agreed. She put up some ASD making sure that I was serious and not just fcuking with her.

She flaked the first night we were supposed to go out by saying that she was in a bad mood.

She emailed me the next day and asked me if I would take her out. I told her to come to my house and go swimming and she said no. She wanted to meet somewhere, so I suggested a coffee shop.

I walked in the coffee shop at 8:00. We hugged and talked for a few minutes. I suggested we walk around the area for a bit, so we did. She seemed up for anything, so I just walked with her to my car and she got in with me. There was no discussion as to where we were going, so I knew it was on.

I drove us to my house, she KINO’d me, joked about me washing her car nekid, I really knew it was on. When we got to my house, I wanted to swim with her and she said no. I got in the pool anyways for about 5 min while she sat on the edge. I got out, and we chatted next to the pool for about 30 minutes. A lot of talk about our interests and playing footsie.

Then, I suggested that we went rent a movie. She was cool with that, so we went to blockbuster and got 50 1st dates (sucked).

When we got into the car after renting the movie, I asked her if she was going to kiss me. She said, "uummm i dunno". So I just leaned over in the car and layed one on her. She smiled and I could tell she liked it.

When we got back to my house, I put in the movie and popped some popcorn. I kissed her every couple of minutes by just leaning over and smooching her lips. She didn't seem to mind.

About 15 min into the movie she jumped on my lap and strattled me. We started kissing so I picked her up by the legs and carried her to my bed and we went from there.

She had some minor ASD, but a little persistence broke that down. I took off my pants and was fully nekid. She eventually took all her clothes off and it was on.

Here’s some of my techniques:

I mirrored her communication style. She liked to joke a lot, so I joked right back – about 11 emails worth back and fourth E.G. She asked if I was going to take her to the desert and rape her. I replied with “the COPS got mad at me the first 2 times I did that to girls who I met on the internet” She replied to that with, “Darn, I thought we were going to have a good time”.

She’s an Aries. I studied her sign before the date and how to tell when and Aries girl likes you and how they flirt. One of the main ways is if they’re super spontaneous…up for anything….this girl would do anything I wanted, so I knew she was down.

Here’s a fvcking awesome site on how to tell if your girl is flirting:
http://www.astrologyzine.com/flirting-by-sign.shtml

NO NEXTING RIGHT AWAY! Before I found this site, had that girl flaked on me, then I would have probably never talked with her again, or been a d!ck to her the next time we talked. I was just cool with it.

Don’t lisen to what they say, but what they do. She said that I live TOO FAR away and that she didn’t like the area that I live in b/c it’s too snobby. Also, she said she would never come to my house. Haha

I was the leader in what we did. I just made sure that she was cool with it. I knew she was cool with something if she said yes. If she hesitated, I switched ideas. Either way, I led, she followed.

We discussed what we were going to wear before the meeting. That way we were dressed very similar (shows a meeting of the minds in a way).

She KINO’d me a few times and I did it back to her. I complimented her on her looks and said that I was happy she was hot, and not ugly. I qualified her to myself.

Stayed positive the whole time. Didn’t bring up negative subjects. Talked primarily about the future and future plans.

Talked about how I love to go down on a woman. We were on the subject of sex, so why not?

She was qualifying herself to me and I did it right back. First she told me about the older guys she had dated, and her high IQ, and her job, and her softball background. Then, I qualified myself by telling her that I graduated from college, just bought a house, just got out of a 5-year relationship (shows willingness to commit), was a wrestler and football player in high school. Fvck, why not?? I like to tell girls the good shyt about myself. I just mention a few high points. I don’t sit there and brag endlessly about stuff that wouldn’t otherwise come up in a typical conversation.

Anyway, lemme know if you have any questions.

Cheers!
 

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Last Man Standing said:
If a woman doesn't "put out" doesn't make her a biatch!!! Dudes that call women that for not opening their legs to them are merely frustrated for being rejected!!!

The only women I respect and would consider for a serious relationship is a woman who does not and did not open her legs to men!!!!!
I'll say this this my mouth gets dry (in this case, my keyboard gets broken, heh): how can you be certain that a girl is holding up the sex because of some moral high ground, and not just toying you?!
 
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Last Man Standing said:
The only women I respect and would consider for a serious relationship is a woman who does not and did not open her legs to men!!!!!
Then get used to living alone. There's not a woman in the world who won't give it up when the right buttons are pushed. They're hardwired, same as we are.

What's the fascination with virigns anyway?
 
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