HOSS83
Don Juan
Being the only male in a family with 4 attractive sisters means one thing: HOT sister's friends.
I hit the club last night with two of my sisters and four of their friends (all of whom are wicked hot). When you walk into a club with six attractive girls, well, you'll get noticed.
So we grab one of those half circle lounge chairs and are sitting around, drinking, etc. Guys are buying me drinks left and right to get close to the girls I'm with.
I head over to another table with a HB9, a 6, and some older chick they are sitting with who's actually cute. I sit right next to the 6.
Me: You know its my birthday?
6: Really?
Me: Nah not really... you girls look bored over here.
6: Obviously you're not bored with all your friends over there.
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Me: <pointing to the girls> Them? Aw, I don't even know them.
6: Aren't you going to buy my friend a drink (HB9). She just broke up with her b/f.
<This pickup was just handed to me on a silver platter>
Me: I actually didn't bring any money...I was gonna have guys that hit on my sister buy me drinks all night.
HB9: hahahahah. Whats your name?
Me: Hoss, you?
HB9: HB9
HB9: How tall are you?
Me: 6'4"
HB9: I like tall guys. My boyfriend was 6'3"
Me: Then I'm an inch better
we make some small talk, etc, they are headed to some other bar and invite me along but I decline... get HB9#, kiss goodbye, and back to my group. At this point, there's like 4 or 5 dudes talking to my girls. I tell them that if they want to keep hanging out with my girls, they'll need to buy us all Jagerbombs and a Captain and Coke for me. They pool money and do it :crackup:
I get bored and approach another hb8.
Me: Hi
Hb8: hi
Me: You see those girls over there? I run a modeling agency and am always looking to add another pretty girl to my arsenal.
Hb8: really?
Me: Nah
Hb8: hahaha <punches me in the arm> so what do you really do?
Me: I'm an astronaut.
Hb: hahaha oh thats cool.
we make small talk for a while longer, i tell her i need to get back to my "models" and we exchange #s
I had a blast, and F-closed one of my sister's friends who is currently making omelettes as I typed this.
Moral of the story is I went out to have a good time, not worried about girls or anything, and I had a blast; got two numbers off hot girls and hooked up with my sister's friend. Going out to approach is a good mindset, but don't make it the end all be all; having fun should be #1 priority.
So we grab one of those half circle lounge chairs and are sitting around, drinking, etc. Guys are buying me drinks left and right to get close to the girls I'm with.
I head over to another table with a HB9, a 6, and some older chick they are sitting with who's actually cute. I sit right next to the 6.
Me: You know its my birthday?
6: Really?
Me: Nah not really... you girls look bored over here.
6: Obviously you're not bored with all your friends over there.
Me: <pointing to the girls> Them? Aw, I don't even know them.
6: Aren't you going to buy my friend a drink (HB9). She just broke up with her b/f.
<This pickup was just handed to me on a silver platter>
Me: I actually didn't bring any money...I was gonna have guys that hit on my sister buy me drinks all night.
HB9: hahahahah. Whats your name?
Me: Hoss, you?
HB9: HB9
HB9: How tall are you?
Me: 6'4"
HB9: I like tall guys. My boyfriend was 6'3"
Me: Then I'm an inch better
we make some small talk, etc, they are headed to some other bar and invite me along but I decline... get HB9#, kiss goodbye, and back to my group. At this point, there's like 4 or 5 dudes talking to my girls. I tell them that if they want to keep hanging out with my girls, they'll need to buy us all Jagerbombs and a Captain and Coke for me. They pool money and do it :crackup:
I get bored and approach another hb8.
Me: Hi
Hb8: hi
Me: You see those girls over there? I run a modeling agency and am always looking to add another pretty girl to my arsenal.
Hb8: really?
Me: Nah
Hb8: hahaha <punches me in the arm> so what do you really do?
Me: I'm an astronaut.
Hb: hahaha oh thats cool.
we make small talk for a while longer, i tell her i need to get back to my "models" and we exchange #s
I had a blast, and F-closed one of my sister's friends who is currently making omelettes as I typed this.
Moral of the story is I went out to have a good time, not worried about girls or anything, and I had a blast; got two numbers off hot girls and hooked up with my sister's friend. Going out to approach is a good mindset, but don't make it the end all be all; having fun should be #1 priority.