Funny thing, yesterday I went to a party. It was at night, on this big lot that had 3 rooms, 2 bathrooms and one room adapted as a bar. The average age of everyone there was 23-24 years old (it was the party of a client of mine, and all of his college friends went). Im not a party goer at all. Take into account that I NEVER go to these kind of things. I rather ¨sarge¨ at the equivalent of a seven eleven, the gym, street, at work, wherever. Parties have never been my thing. Neither have bars, disco, or whatever like that. So I hope this helps out young guys who are going to go to these types of **** for the first time.
First thing I did when I came in was to have some EC with everyone (including males) to see if I recognized someone, and to look for the party host. I went and said hi to him etc. And then, turned around. All the guys were in one table and all the women in the other table. Fvcking ridiculous. So I just naturally go to the women table and ask ¨Do you mind?¨ while sitting down, not really caring on the answer... and took it from there. I pretended to have psychic powers and opened saying:
¨Let me guess.. you are from x college, and are between x and x semester¨. Always worked. And then talked about nonsense **** like me saying Im from neverland and that Im really 40 years old, but because of the age blocking stuff Im 15 in human years. I also said my made up lame ass jokes . . . a party, as I said is not my thing... BUT I was miles ahead of 80% of the ****ers there. One hb I opened with the psychic **** asked me to guess more of her and I actually did, I guessed her hair, skin, and eye colour. AND her zodiac sign AND her birthday! Weird ****. I was going to close but when I returned she was dancing, and dancing isnt my thing.
I turned around, and realized that everyone there was in a state of intoxication, and said **** it, and left.
Oh, a tip. There are always lame ass ****ers (men) that are drinking by themselves, or with their lame ass friends. Open them up. The easiest openers youll ever do. With these kinds of ****ers you can always say that there are hos missing, or that all the hos are uptight tonight, or that there is more liquor missing, DO NOT try to lift their spirits. And do not hang out much with them. Just talk a bit, and leave, they will be useful as social proof, and as practice. When you are talking to some *****es nod to them, or whatever to acknowledge their presence when they pass by.
In total I was like 5 hours there, and out of that I spent like 5 min by myself, not much, but at the time seemed like a fvcking era. Another bad thing is that I cannot hear/listen correctly. I have poor hearing. Nothing outstandish or anything, but these bastards had the music on at all they could, and that made me unable to listen to what most *****es said, so I just repeated some of the words I heard they said while nodding, or the opposite of nodding, depending on their facial expressions. Me liking to dance would made things much easier, but I just dont like to.
I do not plan on going to a party anytime soon. But hey, I met more people, and I love to get proofed all ´round town. Hope this helps the newbs out.
I wasnt going to make this a post until I saw PumpNightmare´s thread, basicaly, what one has to do is to grab your balls, open, say dumb ****, say ¨cheers¨, go to the bathroom and open up a new group or person when you come back, or whine about the *****es in the bathroom. Go to the bar and get more booze or soda, open new ones, or go with someone you allready met, rinse and repeat. Hmmm.. what else... just talk your ass out. And I suppose dancing helps a lot. Id recommend to do the same, open up someone to dance, dance, say cheers, and then go back to talking... dunno.. Im talking out of my ass because I dont know about dancing and ****, just what I saw and what I would do.
I told you I was going to make a FR on non-gym chicks soon.
First thing I did when I came in was to have some EC with everyone (including males) to see if I recognized someone, and to look for the party host. I went and said hi to him etc. And then, turned around. All the guys were in one table and all the women in the other table. Fvcking ridiculous. So I just naturally go to the women table and ask ¨Do you mind?¨ while sitting down, not really caring on the answer... and took it from there. I pretended to have psychic powers and opened saying:
¨Let me guess.. you are from x college, and are between x and x semester¨. Always worked. And then talked about nonsense **** like me saying Im from neverland and that Im really 40 years old, but because of the age blocking stuff Im 15 in human years. I also said my made up lame ass jokes . . . a party, as I said is not my thing... BUT I was miles ahead of 80% of the ****ers there. One hb I opened with the psychic **** asked me to guess more of her and I actually did, I guessed her hair, skin, and eye colour. AND her zodiac sign AND her birthday! Weird ****. I was going to close but when I returned she was dancing, and dancing isnt my thing.
I turned around, and realized that everyone there was in a state of intoxication, and said **** it, and left.
Oh, a tip. There are always lame ass ****ers (men) that are drinking by themselves, or with their lame ass friends. Open them up. The easiest openers youll ever do. With these kinds of ****ers you can always say that there are hos missing, or that all the hos are uptight tonight, or that there is more liquor missing, DO NOT try to lift their spirits. And do not hang out much with them. Just talk a bit, and leave, they will be useful as social proof, and as practice. When you are talking to some *****es nod to them, or whatever to acknowledge their presence when they pass by.
In total I was like 5 hours there, and out of that I spent like 5 min by myself, not much, but at the time seemed like a fvcking era. Another bad thing is that I cannot hear/listen correctly. I have poor hearing. Nothing outstandish or anything, but these bastards had the music on at all they could, and that made me unable to listen to what most *****es said, so I just repeated some of the words I heard they said while nodding, or the opposite of nodding, depending on their facial expressions. Me liking to dance would made things much easier, but I just dont like to.
I do not plan on going to a party anytime soon. But hey, I met more people, and I love to get proofed all ´round town. Hope this helps the newbs out.
I wasnt going to make this a post until I saw PumpNightmare´s thread, basicaly, what one has to do is to grab your balls, open, say dumb ****, say ¨cheers¨, go to the bathroom and open up a new group or person when you come back, or whine about the *****es in the bathroom. Go to the bar and get more booze or soda, open new ones, or go with someone you allready met, rinse and repeat. Hmmm.. what else... just talk your ass out. And I suppose dancing helps a lot. Id recommend to do the same, open up someone to dance, dance, say cheers, and then go back to talking... dunno.. Im talking out of my ass because I dont know about dancing and ****, just what I saw and what I would do.
I told you I was going to make a FR on non-gym chicks soon.