LeviathanIYG
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I was at the hardware store earlier today and I’m walking around looking for some plumbing stuff because my shower head broke, now I don’t like to brag who am I kidding I love to brag, it broke because I was f*cking my ex in the shower (post break up sex hahahaha I love it and the shower definitely my fav place as long as I’m under the water).
I’m walking around the hardware store and I see this HB7.5 looking at the rope (there are rolls of different size ropes and she couldn’t make up her mind). Now I wouldn’t usually go for anything under HB8 but this girl had something about her she had such sex appeal I was drawn to her.
Before I knew I was standing beside her….
Me: Do you need any help with that?
Her: Do you work here?
Me: No but you look like you need help
Her: Haha well honestly I do I’m not sure which rope I need
Me: Well that all depends what you’re using it for, if its for heavier stuff you might need this one (grab the thick rope) If its for more “recreational” use you will need this one (grab the thinner rope, when I said recreational I was implying to tie someone down as in sex games lol)
Her: Hahaha I have a canoe
Me: Wow that’s very random, were did that come from?
Her: No I have a canoe and I’m thinking if I tie it to the roof in my garage it will save space
Me: Oh well then you will need this one (grab rope) so what are you doing now? Want to go have some coffee?
Her: (shock) What?
Me: Oh so you’re the only one who gets to be random?
Her: Well I’m not really doing anything….. yeh well go for coffee
So anyway we went for a coffee talked a lil she’s a really cool girl I’m so drawn to her for some reason and I’m not usually like that it takes me a while to develop any real interest in a girl.
We traded numbers and she messaged me just now saying “thanks for the coffee I had a great time well do It again sometime”
Another date setup already hahaha I’m so good its scary.
Anyway enjoy guys.
P.S. Always remember you can meet a girl anytime, anywhere so always be prepared. Sometimes they will even come Knock On Your Door <==== Click There For Other FR
I’m walking around the hardware store and I see this HB7.5 looking at the rope (there are rolls of different size ropes and she couldn’t make up her mind). Now I wouldn’t usually go for anything under HB8 but this girl had something about her she had such sex appeal I was drawn to her.
Before I knew I was standing beside her….
Me: Do you need any help with that?
Her: Do you work here?
Me: No but you look like you need help
Her: Haha well honestly I do I’m not sure which rope I need
Me: Well that all depends what you’re using it for, if its for heavier stuff you might need this one (grab the thick rope) If its for more “recreational” use you will need this one (grab the thinner rope, when I said recreational I was implying to tie someone down as in sex games lol)
Her: Hahaha I have a canoe
Me: Wow that’s very random, were did that come from?
Her: No I have a canoe and I’m thinking if I tie it to the roof in my garage it will save space
Me: Oh well then you will need this one (grab rope) so what are you doing now? Want to go have some coffee?
Her: (shock) What?
Me: Oh so you’re the only one who gets to be random?
Her: Well I’m not really doing anything….. yeh well go for coffee
So anyway we went for a coffee talked a lil she’s a really cool girl I’m so drawn to her for some reason and I’m not usually like that it takes me a while to develop any real interest in a girl.
We traded numbers and she messaged me just now saying “thanks for the coffee I had a great time well do It again sometime”
Another date setup already hahaha I’m so good its scary.
Anyway enjoy guys.
P.S. Always remember you can meet a girl anytime, anywhere so always be prepared. Sometimes they will even come Knock On Your Door <==== Click There For Other FR