"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
FR: Raiding The Clubs...
- Thread starter Q-Pid
- Start date
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
wowiehowie
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This is your example of an approach? Listen bloke, this and your other "gems" are downright laughable and even pathetic.
Yeah, you claimed to have the balls to approach a pair of HB9.5's. True, but anybody can make an ass out themselves with transparent and stupid openers. Some kind of "inner" game you got there!
:crackup:
One last question, please indulge me. Do you speak the proper "Kings english", or are you a slummer who speaks "****ney"? Dude, I'm doubling over laughing imagining you running your routines speaking "****ney"!!!
Oh, and one last thing, Sarge On!
:crackup:
^ and that my friends is why this site is in it's current shape. No Support at all... At least Shezz is going out and actually doing something unlike you KBJ....
-Awsome progress your making there Shezz, you will be at 10k in no time :cheer:. Keep up the good FR's !
-Sinisa
hilarious
I didn't like this part - ejecting with a neg (unless she really got something in her teeth of course
). They had their b1tch shields up and a simple frame could have opened them. How about this:
HB9.5: Can you leave us alone please?
:: Sure, I let u girls have some fun together.. (stay and stare like just noticing), oh but u guys look like sisters (pointing the one wanting to brush u off) u are the big sister :7, do u always [go hunting guys together/take care of your lil' sis like this from bad bad lions like me :7] (or continue in anyway u wanna)
Anyways, great job doing that many approaches!
aftershock
Master Don Juan
I think I'm going to go for some MILFs next time I'm out. They're in plentiful supply yet I always ignore them. I imagine they'd be flattered to be approached.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Not Quite There
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I had quite a succesful weekend
friday night got a canadian barmaids number hb8, from montreal, montreal girls are something else! i met one a few months before....
Also, the club i was in was full of blokes, not many girls, these 2 young girls hb8 where loving the attention, I asked one how many children she had, didn't go down to well, told her my mate told me to ask, and she turned round and slapped him....lol, I left after that.
Saturday night
Went to some massive anti war event with like 3000 people, was absolutely wasted to be honest and wasn't enjoying it, twas 2 busy and you couldnt get chatting to anyone.
but at about 3ish I got chatting to 2 girls hb7 and hb8.5, basically gave them loads of drunken C & F, had them lauging for about 30 mins non stop, ended up pulling the fitter of the two and got a number.
so not many approaches, but got 2 promising numbers.
L777
Master Don Juan
keep it up mate, ignore those cyberspace players (yea thats u howie), they couldnt pull in a brothel!!
btw what the hell does sarge on actully mean?
Spirit Fingers
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. This is of course at your point in the game though -- you obviously have no problems opening or with early game. People who have approach anxiety and early game problems should do mass approaches every time they go out to get over it.Overalll though, sounds like a really good night. Keep posting these FRs -- the KJs need to see what they're missing out on.
-Dan
The_Shezzler, man you're really rolling with it. i liked your openers, i wish I wish there to hear them being delivered. did you have a nailed on response to them too?
good job with the hb9, way to go there.
why must you be such a jerk?
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
GodsGiftToFatBirds
Senior Don Juan
Hmmm, I'm not sure about this tbh, I think you look weak if you keep trying to talk to them like this. If a girl had been as rude as that to me, I wouldn't waste my breath on them. Just cut em down to earth with the kind of reply you gave em.I didn't like this part - ejecting with a neg (unless she really got something in her teeth of course
How about this:
HB9.5: Can you leave us alone please?
:: Sure, I let u girls have some fun together.. (stay and stare like just noticing), oh but u guys look like sisters (pointing the one wanting to brush u off) u are the big sister :7, do u always [go hunting guys together/take care of your lil' sis like this from bad bad lions like me :7] (or continue in anyway u wanna)
Or alternatively, heres a couple of other negs/putdowns:
You: 'There's a fvcking horrible looking thing on your neck'
Her: 'Where? What is it?'
You: 'It's your head' (walk off)
Her: 'I have got some standards you know' (obviously you can only use it when she rejects you like this?
You: 'Thats funny. Cos I try it on with any old slapper'
Have you thought of using props as openers when you go out? You know, summat to show em to start a convo going.
To give an example, I found out that a mate of mine (who's a right pervert) has a profile on a site called ratemybody.com (he told us about it when he was leathered), it has a picture of him lying naked on his bed holding a beer bottle over his nob. We found it and printed it out, took it out with us to show everyone, was a really good opener and a good laugh.
Another one I've thought of but haven't used yet uses this poster out of Nuts, its pictures of 100 best breasts or summat like that, there's one massive pair from Laura (i think) from Chester, gonna have to take it out and be like 'any of yous called Laura? - we're looking for the owner of these' (you can't see the faces)
Summat like that, use your imagination.
Nice one mate. Sounds good. Getting girls to slap you like that can be great when you don't give a sh!t about insulting them cos they're so up their own arse.
Was this all done with your nob out?