"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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FR: PRom

Potbelly

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holy shiet man. going alone to prom is the BEST THING EVER.


ok so I must have danced with 20 + girls the time I was there. I got in a few sandwiches with girls. examples:

1. I was dancing with a HB7 huge boobs, and saw her friend coming up so I turned around, grabbed her friend, started grinding her, got the giril pressing her tits into my back from behind, and pulled a bunch of other people into it. it was great.

2. Everytime I saw any of my buddies talking with a girl I kenw wasn't their date, I went up to them smiley and said "hey mate, who's this pretty lady?" and she'd blush every goddam time and I'd get introduced. Then I would say, "hey i like this song. lets go dance" and the rest is just great

3. ok now for a question: a HB8 girl I was pursuing was acting kinda aloof around me during prom. I asked her to dance like 5 times but she kept saying she was tired. Then the last time she said she'd dance with me after 2 other guys so I'm like :). but how wrong I was. after 4 songs she was still on the dance floor, so I said, fuk that shiet and found a hot (HB9...known her since grade school) female friend of mine and started getting it on right next to the HB8. I got lost in it and after that song the HB8 left and my female bud and I parted ways. I ignored the HB8 the rest of the night except asking her to get me a drink one time cuz she was gonna get one. what do you guys think of that? good? bad?

4. HUMONGOUS social proof at prom. I took like 60+ pictures with people and everywhere I went girls and guys were hugging me and shaking my hand. it was great. some of my friends had dates but didn't even dance so I danced with them instead.


alright guys thats about it. i had a blast. my first field report after like....3 years on here lol. lemme know what you think
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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MrS

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I'm going by myself, I'm not very much into my school's girls but I'll have a good time probably.

Sounded good.
 

Potbelly

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well, they were sitting there doing nothing and the girls were all standing there in a circle so I wasl ike, "are we gonna stand here like dumbasses or is someone gonna dance with me" and i got a girl each time. i asked my mates "hey is it cool if i get a dance with <name>?" when i passed them and they were like sure.

but what do you guys think of that HB8 situation. good move?
 

Potbelly

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bumpppp heloooo. also i'm safe to say that i should next that hb8 right?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Potbelly

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bump. my questions are:

1. did I make a smart move by ignoring her the rest of the night? if so, why. if not, what shoudl i have done?

2. should i next her?

thanks in advance guys. according to the ****ty view/reply ratio i should have like 6 replies by now :\
 

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you did good by ignoring her, she wasn't interested in you so why should you have shown interest in her? and yes you should next her. Did you push for a number close or at least a kiss close on any of the girls you danced with?
 

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ROCKO: THANK YOU for replying. you are a true DJ cuz you help others.

1. I already had all their numbers.

2. Kiss closed 1 cuz the rest were my buddies' dates. It was a random girl who I approached wwith "hey how do you know each other."

3. ok i am going to next her. thanks bro. just wanted a confirmation


EDIT: btw, I found that it is easier to kiss close during the fast grinding dances rather than the slow ones, despite seeing a bunch of ppl making out during the slow ones. that's only because they were couples.
 

Potbelly

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u musta danced with them for more than 1-2 songs man. but i realized, goddam unless the girl was GF i woulda gotten bored w/them after 2 songs or so.
 
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