"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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FR: Privelidged Youth

BrotherAP

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I don't know what's going on today, but my college campus has been invaded!

I'm getting strong EC from these two girls - ok, they're fvcking staring at me, and giggling. I walk over (because that's what I do)

Brother: Do I have something in my teeth?
girlA: <laughing> no, why?
Brother: Hmm. Is my hair messy?
<both lauging, shake heads>
Brother: ha... I knew it
girlA: knew what?
Brother: You guys were checking me out
<both turn red, start laughing>

At this point I'm thinking there's something wrong. These girls are cute, but they seem too totally sold on me. They've got no bytch shields. Nothing.

Brother: Are you two freshman?
GirlA: No, we're Juniors
Brother: Juniors? Really...
GirlA: Yeah, we're here for a science fair

Then it clicks. These girls are in high school (so sue me if it took me a little long. They sure as hell didn't LOOK like they were in high school)

Brother: How old are you?
GirlA: 17
Brother: Well you girls be careful... there's a lot of horny college boys on this campus
GirlA: That's the idea (smile)
Brother: good luck with that <exit>

Man, all I probably had to do was say "Hello, ladies, my name is BrotherAP and I'm old enough to buy alcohol. Who wants to go back to my apartment and get drunk?" and I could have had a super-illegal threesome. Be that as it may, I like to go for the older chicks.

Campus is packed right now, with more HB's than you can shake a stick at, and for the next 6 hours I'm checking IDs.


BrotherAP :D
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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john_1234

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haha that was slick. my hat's off to you. i don't know what state you're in, but i would have went for it
 

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Originally posted by BrotherAP

I'm getting strong EC from these two girls - ok, they're fvcking staring at me, and giggling. I walk over (because that's what I do)

Dude, maybe thery didn't have the heart to inform you of the giant booger hanging out of your nose!:p :D
 
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