"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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FR: Out in NYC

DJx420

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Alright boys, this is my first FR and definately nowhere near the last....Anyways, here it goes...

Last night I was in the city for thsi girls 21st bday party. We drank at her sister's apartment and then went to a bar.

Now me and this bday girl have gotten together in the past and theres always a sexual tension between us..

Anyways, i was determined to atleast attempt to game some girls.

Attempt 1: I was in the elevator going down and 2 HB 7s walked in. Started chatting them up, talking about where htye live and all that good stuff. Ended up not getting their number but whatever at least I was talkin to some girls

Attempt 2: This ones actually kinda funny. By the time I get to the place, I'm pretty drunk, still had my eye on the prize though. So I order a drink and theres a few girls right next to me ordering also, so I went right up and put my arm around one of them and started talking to the 2-set. Anyways, some guy ends up coming up and like thretens me cause I got the arm around her....guess that wasn't too good of an idea haha..

So 0 numbers :( but I did get a nice make-out session in with the bday girl. Let me tell you, I've hookd up with this girl A LOT (very randomly though) and last night I never saw the girl go so crazy. It really is how you present yourself, confidence wise. I was C+F all night with her pushing and pulling...And IMO the 2 most important things, I was kinoing like crazy, AND I held EC with this girl FOR EVER. Both of us wouldnt look away. It ended up to be like a contest...Of course I won though.

So by the end of the night she says to me: "Theres something different about you and I like it...A LOT....Try doin this at shcool and don't be such a *****"

Haha, what a fvckin line guys, I just laughed and walked away.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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guywhoneedshelp

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Are there any slang terms you didn't use in this thread? Damn

I'm going to a bar after work. But not just any bar...APPLEBEES!

That's right. I'm going to sit by myself at the bar, eat, and talk to nobody. Then I bet you, girls will come talk to me.
 

DJx420

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What slang terms did I use...?
 
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