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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

JohnChops

Master Don Juan

Jul 17, 2014

PairPlusRoyalFlush said:
Good job man, dont feel too guilty you dont owe her. I think you said your gut told you something wasnt right about this one and you werent attracted to her anyway. Way to not be like so many of us that let these relationships rot in the back of the fridge for another year +.

Thanks PRF, I appreciate the comment. Ya, I couldn't see myself staying with her long term. There was no way. She opened up a new bottle of crazy every month, and ended up getting progressively worse. I do wish it ended differently but I guess a breakup can never happen cleanly (most of the time).

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.